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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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i wish u could hold out ur hand to pigeons and they’d come sniff it like cats would & they’d go ooo rooo rorooo oo and let u pet them. alas bird flu

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forget touching grass i need to touch chest hair

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How are conchs even real

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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

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JESUS OF SUBURBIA (2004)

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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Every single time Trump does anything it comes out that someone said, exactly, that he would do that if elected & there were a dozen articles going "FACTCHECK: Um, no he won't. FIVE PINOCCHIOS!" and then when you read them it turns out Trump also said, exactly, that he would do that if elected & they just declared he didn't mean it off of vibes

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"came back wrong" is what happens to those little dehydrated meat chunks in instant ramen

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what do you call this genre of movie

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!