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i LOVE eating processed meat and jerking off ❤️

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me redownloading zoom every 6 months bcuz my doctors office INSISTS that we do it over zoom rather then just calling my phone number

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just watched the asylum of the daleks episode from doctor who for the first time… that shit fucked me up.

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“___, who you might know, is on instagram!” and it’s the person that threatened me with a gun when i was 14

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hitting the geek bar on pulse mode mid wacking it is truly a magical experience

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i need to learn how to shut the fuck sometimes but (un?) fortunately my prefrontal cortex isn’t fully developed yet

i need an iced coffee and my nipples sucked on asap

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i need an iced coffee and my nipples sucked on asap

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CURRENTLY SUPER INTO THOSE MLP INFECTION VIDS ON TIKTOK AND MANDELA CATALOG N I JUST FOUND A CREATOR MAKING A MLP VERSION OF MANDELA CATALOG

COINCIDENCE???? I THINK NOT.

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big mouth got me fucked up ever since i heard connie call emojis ‘memojis’ i’ve been calling them that ever since i cant stop

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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Im mister trans gender. Im mister cis. Im mister cash spender. Im mister take a piss

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This is actually so fucking stupid I can't believe I spent my whole day on this. I am NOT finishing it

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and yes he bites

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anyone remember the adventure time trading cards from 2014? i was looking through them and saw i had this card and i thought i should share since there’s a fionna and cake show now :]

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✨🪲

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I'M FULL OF LOVE AND JOY AND ASBESTOS I LOVE LIFE AND I LOVE YOU

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redraw of that one kissing against a fence meme featuring @shuueep's old men afdasdf