whoever said “every ship is just squidbob to some degree” or whatever i hate you and why would you say that.
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OMGOMG THEY HAVE RA RA RIOT 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶
…. It spells out ‘No Nightingales’ …
NO FUCKING NIGHTINGALES
N O N I G H T I N G A L E S
THE FIRST LETTER OF EACH SONG SPELLS NO NIGHTINGALES
and no, I’m not gonna go through every song and give you proof because it takes way to much time an-
STARMAN || ‘Now, now’
HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH || ‘Ooh, baby, do you what that’s worth?’
NON, JE NE REGRETTE RIEN || ‘Non rien de rien’
SO MUCH (FOR) STARDUST || ‘I’m in a winter mood, dreaming of spring now’
GIVE ME ONE REASON || ‘Give me one reason to stay here’
A THOUSAND YEARS || ‘Heart beats fast’
A NIGHTINGALE SANG IN BERKELEY SQUARE || ‘That certain night’
SWEET NOTHING || ‘I spy with my little tired eye’
IT'S BEEN A LONG, LONG TIME || ‘Never thought that you would be’
FAMOUS LAST WORDS || ‘Now I know that I can’t make you stay’
ALL THINGS END || ‘A two-tonne weight around my chest feels like’
LOVE OF MY LIFE || ‘Love of my life, you’ve hurt me’
ANGEL, PLEASE || ‘Even though’
A SINNER KISSED AN ANGEL || ‘Stars in the sky were dancing’
(Okay yes I know MCR doesn’t match up but let me have this)
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LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK 🙏🙏
crowley and aziraphale being asexual does not automatically mean they are sex-repulsed, please
if you headcanon them as such then all the more power to you! obviously this is not the problem here, all headcanons are equally valid. but acting like it's disgusting whenever someone mentions them having sex or doing something sexual is... kinda weird.
acting like there is something inherently wrong with them having a sexual relationship isn't that great of a take. "their relationship is so pure because there is nothing sexual" their relationship can be pure and include sex, who are you the church???!
I personally like to believe they are completely neutral and they would decide to try and proceed to have the most asexual sex ever and enjoy it simply because it makes them feel good and they like making each other feel good. but everyone is entitled to their own headcanons - none of them are inherently disgusting!
(unless you only tie their asexuality to the fact that they're not human and decide that they would be having sex because they're more "human" - which is weird towards asexual people because why are you dehumanizing us)
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On the 21st of October, 4004 B.C., at 9:15 in the morning, the Earth was created. HAPPY GOOD OMENS DAY! 🌎
TO THE WORLD... 🌍
HAPPY GOOD OMENS DAY!
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...
Imma say it
I don't think the Book of Life is a thing
All the times they could have used it and they haven't.
Why didn't they use it for Crowley and Aziraphale for being traitors?
Why not Satan when Lucifer fell?
Why is hiding Gabriel a worse crime than anything that's happened before that the Book of Life is deemed more of a punishment. I know Michael was off on their high horse about stuff and getting power hungry, and ultimately didn't have the authority to do that. But, I doubt it even exists in the first place and actually is just a scare story, not just for the cherubs but the angels and demons themselves.
All the times they could have used it... they just haven't even mentioned it.
I don't think it exists.
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PREAACH
transition goals:
top surgery
deeper voice
cool outfits
cool sunglasses
cool red hair
yellow snake eyes
be an immortal vaguely man-shaped entity
wings??? (optional but very much preferred)
edit: someone reblogged and mentioned his walk. yes. you're right. his walk is also very gender. I will steal that too.
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