contaminated w/ radiation but in a cute way || they/them || 27
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I think my mother loves me but I don't think she likes me very much
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girl help, the fic I've been reading just done pissed me off 🚬
#I waited 3 weeks for the penultimate chapter & am given surprise angst? fuck you (I'm kidding this is literally a literary masterpiece)#anyways time to wait patiently for the final chapter & not be miserable & pull all my hair out for the next few weeks#fanfic#I don't know anyone who reads this couple so I can't even complain to anyone 🥲#marsh
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god is punishing me because i have tumblr
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ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever
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accidentally matched with a girl on a dating app & INSTANTLY got hit with the "Hi Marsh" so now I need to destroy my phone
#not that shes not cute she just wants hook ups ONLY & is also a bottom so like who's flying the plane?#i know i need fo delete this shit off my phone but I'm curious & all the matches give me a little confidence boost 😔#lesbian dating is the worst#i should put “if you're not on tumblr don't even bother” on my profile#marsh.posts
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i hope this email kills us both instantly
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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.
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HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 2004 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little
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just wait until i block everyone on tumblr and have this whole website to myself
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are you five nights at fucking kidding me
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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared
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