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season 1: I'm Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of Magnus Institute, London. My professional opinion is that this is all horseshit and everyone that isn't me needs psychiatric help. Statement ends.

season 2: Supplemental: God lives inside the printer and he keeps telling me my assistants are murderers. I am inclined to believe him based on the fact that Martin told to have a nice day. Innately suspicious behavior.

season 3: My only friends are my ex-girlfriend, her cat, and the many scars I've gotten from various monsters and fear cultists.

season 4: You know, just being socially adept would solve a lot of my problems. Unfortunately, I was traumatized so thoroughly by age eight that I learned the best way to make friends is to blink at them slowly until they get the idea. This does not work when your evil patron god uses eyeballs to devour fear.

season 5: Either Jonah Magnus tells us where he took all the good cows, or my boyfriend and I bash his head in with a lead crowbar. It's his choice.

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maybe the real Ceaseless Watcher was the fandom we made along the way

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I HOPE THIS HURTS!

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Canon-ish AU where by some weird misalignment of stars Sanji is the only one on the crew who doesn’t know the ship cat that he can’t always find is actually Zoro who sometimes shapeshifts into that form.

From Zoro’s perspective the cook is really weird because sometimes he’ll feed him some nice fish cuts and cuddle and pet him and let him nap on/near him, tell him about his day in a soft, pleasant voice- and then the next moment (he doesn’t have enough brain cells to réalise the difference in treatment is linked to what form he’s in) he’s being kicked and he’s « in the way » for napping in the galley and stealing food from the kitchen and called a « shitty marimo ».

Make up your fucking mind curly 😤( He must be some kind of tsundere or something, he thinks. Well, he’ll come around someday. Zoro is a patient man)

So Zoro is annoyed at Sanji for his hot and cold treatment and Sanji doesn’t understand why Zoro just doesn’t ever learn not to do certain things and sometimes acts weird and a bit affectionate, gets more tactile (and also wonders where the cute little kitty disappears to)

Meanwhile Nami, Robin and Usopp figured out that Sanji for some goddamn reason doesn’t know the cat is also Zoro and are biding their time and giggling whenever they see Sanji pet Zoro on his lap, giving each other knowing smiles.

More and more quid pro quos about Zoro and his cat form pile up- making it funnier and funnier that Sanji hasn’t made the connection, until one day Zoro turns into his human form in the middle of a nap on Sanji’s lap and Sanji suddenly has a lap full of swordsman with his head nestled in his neck.

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im just as normal about them as they are about each other

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Me when people see c!scar as an innocent himbo and victim who never does anything wrong ever

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consequences of a good nights sleep

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tma fandom sure is something

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When your Cajun husband keeps trying to ruin your delicate flavor profile

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"Sore Spot" Pt 3 A Zosan Comic by Donut Guy

I DID IT!!!

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Here!

I know that this is a bit out of character for them but I did my best. This is a bit far from my og idea, it was supposed to be just the first comic and then the next and final part that I'm working on but I got carried away 👍

I am taking a bit of a break rn just cause it's my bday and I'm thinking about the Sanuso comic I had in mind. Just know the next part Sanji looses his braces but I think yall will like what's in store for it despite that haha.

Edit: IM SO SORRY I JUST READ THE COMIC AGAIN AND NOTICED IN THE SECOND PANEL I MISSED THE "TO" ITS SUPPOSED TO SAY "I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO FIGHT" AHHHHH

Thank you again for the support!

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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happy luffy day!!

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I hc Dick will be non-verbal for a bit when Bruce first adopts him

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your only job on this earth is to be so intrinsically yourself that the right people gravitate toward you and the wrong people move out of your way

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Tim sketches for the soul

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for my aching soul

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Michael just cant help being annoying and ominous as always AHAHA DESIGNS ARE BY @blackberreh-art CAUSE I CANT STOP DRAWING THEM