martenoodles

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I think it’s crazy how some people can’t grasp that learning and getting better at things isn’t something you can just skip over without consequence

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[martenoodles]

a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[martenoodles]

a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[martenoodles]

a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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giving karlach a milf for pride month

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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

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why are you, as a man, not kissing other men

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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Got some flowers for Karlach 💕

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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this is so fucking funny

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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much