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Please don’t touch me

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Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

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Danielle Brooks, body positive queen, has an insightful story to share about what it’s like when you compare your body to other women’s

If you’ve ever given in to embarrassment in public locker rooms or let your self-esteem get knocked down a notch by looking enviously at people who seem to be in “perfect” shape, Danielle Brooks has an important message for you.

Gifs: daniebb3

WATCH THE VIDEO

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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when a meme has had enough

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Perhaps the most pleasant surface to touch

Пожалуй, самая приятная поверхность для прикосновений

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Whiskers discovers Larry is all show and no go. 

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i love when people point out that i’m tall like i get it you are a bottom

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when im in a bookshop or library and im trying to read the titles of the books on the shelves

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nobody:

me when i eat pop rocks:

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hmmm

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You said you and me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well, darlin’, look out, ‘cause my hair is comin’ down!

Thelma & Louise (1991), dir. Ridley Scott.

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You do not spark joy.

Goodbye.

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