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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing

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sometimes you go down the rabbithole of online kink so far you have people being like “you think inner ear oviposition is a ‘weird’ kink? wait until you hear the nasty shit i, a real pervert, am into” and blog posts that are like “it’s so hard to find someone to dig a nine foot deep hole with when all the doms i can find want to dig a five foot deep hole max :/“ and then you remember that a sizeable portion of the population consider liking anal to be freaky

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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look at this please. you need to see this.

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reminding everyone of this right now

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hmm

dragonflies. haunting implications:

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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Being pissed abt a nonissue is so fun.... #myhill

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Guards? That man holds virtue like a font, and wisdom like a well. Seize and milk him.

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Favorite genre of post.

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id die for the internet archive over my country

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well. it’s the middle of june. and one could say we’re in a heatwave.

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they really made a game called "Date Everything" and gave the objectums nothing. like c'mon, the computer isn't even a robot

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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IBM 360/40 console