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I used to think Twilight was shit. and well, it is. but it's my shit.

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okay but rachelle’s victoria literally killed a man just by looking at him ... bryce could never

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let’s take a moment to appreciate Victoria’s hair in the prom scene because those little swirls when it’s pinned up are so elegant and wonderful. and then when she descends the stairs and pulls the pin out and it tumbles down and bounces around her shoulders. chefs kiss

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I can't believe I had to find out their surnames 11 years after the fact from Buzzfeed of all places

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carlisle: we are not adopting anymore kids we have too many we’re too suspicious

esme, holding up victoria by the armpits: okay but this one gay tho

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I still can't process that both james and victoria are these centuries old vampires

Their aesthetics in twilight (2008) scream 1980s stoners that were last seen at a motley crue concert in chicago illinois, i'm just saying

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Rachelle Lefevre as Victoria in The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

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I simp for women who will probably tell me I did something wrong and correct my whole outfit or answer to a question.

and I simp for men who will kill me via bite me or a unforgivable curse without a second thought.

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Rosalie Hale's playlist consists of dramatic songs by Lana Del Rey. don't try to change my mind.

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alice cullen

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Alice Cullen Icons

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Ashley Greene icons & headers

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in case you forget

what a fucking legend alice cullen is. morning gals and gays, we’re in for a little lesson on my favorite lesbian icon-

famous quotes from alice cullen

(as taken from the illustrated guide)

• “It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share.” - Twilight, Chapter 15

• “Would you like to explain to me how you’re alive?” - Chapter 17, New Moon

• “How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto?” - Chapter 19, New Moon

• “I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.” - Chapter 22, New Moon

• “Who invited the werewolf?” - Chapter 17, Eclipse

• “Please, Bella, please—if you really love me. . . Please let me do your wedding.” - Chapter 21, Eclipse

• “No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot.” - Chapter 1, Breaking Dawn

fuck. anything said by alice is my gospel. a little something extra:

“they’re just friends i sweAR bella likes edward ok”

you’re fucking incorrect

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alice cullen.

these icons are entirely my own! my icons account has been deleted and i’ll be reposting some icons here.

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alice cullen icons

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I don't like dick or pussy but I'm both.

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Edward at some point: Bella, my sweet cherry that brings me joy, my lovely rose that I shall praise till death parts us, the lamb to my lion, can you please shut the fuck up?