maryjanewatson

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love when worf says 'klingons do not do such things' and its really clear that he personally just doesnt want to.

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slightly unusual gryphons

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everyone wonders why trees are so big, but I know.

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we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk

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best kind of character is “guy who didn’t die when he should have”

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Diegyro…

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"This feels kinda raunchy. How'd we end up like this?" "The heck, dude? This was your idea!" "I mean, you wanted to know what's inside me. Right?" THE SUMMER HIKARU DIED / 光が死んだ夏

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day 1 of having an oc: i think shes gonna be an elf!

day 600: ive been pondering the elfs miscarriage

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

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That boy ain't right