marzaid
marzaid
Catnip but for Martians
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Callistus ♦️ | They/He | Nerd | Secret Writer | Music Lover | Amateur Artist | Punthusiast | Lover of Lame Jokes
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marzaid · 4 hours ago
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love how pre wangxian wwx is just like "i'm a 100% straight, but i always gotta aknowledge that my homies all look so ethereal and with their soft hair and sparkling eyes and bodies carved like the statues of gods..."
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marzaid · 7 hours ago
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Trans men aren't rewarded for being men — we are raped and murdered for being men.
If you can't acknowledge that you're ignorant at best and maliciously transphobic at worst.
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marzaid · 7 hours ago
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🖐👁👄👁🤚
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marzaid · 7 hours ago
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All that stupid territory discussion in one pic that costs me zero gallons of fuel, zero red carpets and other shit.
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marzaid · 7 hours ago
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is it possible that not all advice is an authoritarian imposition on your freedom to passively destroy yourself. like have you considered that. and have you considered that not all standards are 'normie bullshit' either
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marzaid · 8 hours ago
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the oceangate rabbithole is un-fucking-paralleled. what do you mean they left that thing outside in the snow in canada for the entire fucking winter. of course it imploded literally the next time they put it in the water. holy shit.
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marzaid · 8 hours ago
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marzaid · 8 hours ago
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#a badass
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marzaid · 8 hours ago
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have this picture of my punk friend doing my other decidedly normal friends’ juggalo makeup
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marzaid · 8 hours ago
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I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.
Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.
It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.
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marzaid · 9 hours ago
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marzaid · 9 hours ago
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YouTube will use AI to monitor your viewing habits to determine if you're under 18 and require an ID for you to view certain content, yes even if you're in the US.
Now. I have some questions. Like if I watch kids shows from the 90s is that a mark for me being over 30 because it's an old TV show? Or under 30 because it's a kid's show?
Okay question aside.
There's legitimate reasons to have "odd" viewing habits. I for one have chronic fatigue. I've fallen asleep with Youtube's autoplay on and will wake up 3 hours later with the weirdest shit playing (sometimes it's kids stuff).
I'm learning 2 languages. I will watch kids shows in those languages to help me practice and pick up the language. (Muzzy in Gondoland is SO CUTE). But it's really helpful to watch shows that are like "Red orange yellow green! One two three!" To learn the basics like your colors, numbers, days of the week.
Also. Bronies... adults like kids shows. Sometimes they got a really good message like MLP. Sometimes for Nostalgia, I mean Pokémon is still going, and I watch that for nostalgia.
"No, but AI would be smarter than that!"
Is it? Is it really? Bitch if kids want to watch YouTube, that's what YouTube Kids is for. We don't need your 1984 bullshit monitoring our fucking watching habits.
"I don't understand why you're so upset. Just give them your ID." Because I'm a developer. I watch programmers increasingly use AI to fucking program their goddamn software every fucking day. And the thing is AI is really fucking bad at it. It leads to issues like the Tea app leak.
The Tea app was an app where women warned other women in the dating scene about red flag men in the area and they could ask other women if the guy that were dating was a red flag. That app had women upload their Drivers Licenses, and they recently had a leak due to shitty security protocols caused by AI coding causing a legacy database to literally be open to the public, with so security features to keep any old random person from accessing it. All of the data in that database what just... dumped to the open internet. Location data. IDs. All of it.
So, no... I'm not gonna me uploading my ID anywhere BECAUSE I'VE SEEN HOW POORLY SOME OF YOUR ASSHOLES CODE. And by "how poorly you code" I mean you don't fucking code. You just give it to AI and the fucking dumbass system wouldn't know a security feature if it punched it in the face.
Suck my dick. You're not "keeping the kids safe" you're exposing everyone to identity threats.
-fae
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marzaid · 9 hours ago
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love this egyptian figurine of a woman baking bread in the brooklyn museum. she looks exactly like me while i'm waiting for my food to be done in the microwave. truly an eternal experience
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marzaid · 9 hours ago
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my seven 😭🫶
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marzaid · 9 hours ago
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something ive noticed in posts like "trans women, trans people of color and physically/mentally disabled trans people are especially disadvantaged in ways we should discuss more" is everybody jumps to dispute the transfem part but mysteriously dont do the same for tpoc and disabled trans folk.
almost as if they know how stupid it'd look saying brownness or disability doesn't make being trans harder. or that a white/ablebodied trans person is just as disadvantaged as a brown/disabled trans person.
could it be? they just don't recognize womanhood and transfemininity as something people are oppressed over?
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marzaid · 9 hours ago
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Bonus:
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marzaid · 9 hours ago
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