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Just finished reading the Hunger games trilogy.

I wanted to capture the book versions, but the film adaptations still have an iron grip on me, so you might see some similarities

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Wave in Backlight - Peter Witt

German , b. 1966 -

Oil on canvas, 80 x 80 cm.

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ah wingfics, and their equally as lovely if not even more comical partner tag. vegan wingfics

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Actual roman epitaph for a dog

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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.

At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.

Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap

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as long as we both go together

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

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i am creation both haunted and holy

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Fan-fiction recs for @ao3addiction and anyone else who wants some Jason Todd angst let’s goo!!

Dead Men Tell No Tales by mikkal

Jason won’t stop dying but can’t stop living. HEAVY CHECK THE TAGS! Good end. There is an additional fic after this one. I freaking love this fic. the writers tumblr is @wrencatte

Flatline by dragonpyre

been a minute since i’ve read it but Jason’s gets drugged and the bats think he’s dead. He is in fact not dead. Good ending. Great fic! do not use excrima as makeshift AED Read the tags the writers tumblr is @dragonpyre

The Road to Recovery by orpheusaki

Bruce and Jason have both changed but it’s okay they’re getting to know each other again. Two fics, read the tags? i can’t remember it’s been i minute lol (if anyone knows the writers tumblr lemme know so i can @)

The Second Son by FormlessVoidbeast

The batfam gets captured and Batman is busy, big bro Jason has to save everyone. Very good. the writers tumblr is @formlessvoidbeast

The Right Substitution is Key by AddictedApple

Batman and Nightwing go missing so Robin asks the Red Hood for help. Jason goes full dad mode fr. Just finished this one acc, good ending, love this fic! the writers tumblr is @addictedapple

Someone That Hates to See Me Go by AutumnHobbit

Jason realizes his family wants him to live, and how he realizes he does too. Bunch of different short stories. Really good. CHECK THE TAGS!! Love this fic sm! the writers tumblr is @autumnhobbit

These should keep you busy for a while i hope! Feel free to send me an ask for anything else you’d wanna read and also let me know how you like them! and which your favorite was!

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It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

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Pondering my orbs.

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they are done!

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Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that

Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!

Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.

Bruce:

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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University

Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-

Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that

Bruce:

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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?

Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.

Bruce:

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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done

Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout

Bruce:

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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-

Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?

Bruce:

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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school

Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!

Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me

Bruce:

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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology

Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.

Bruce: