Salutations! I'm Maria. 27. She/her. Bi. From Finland. My blog is pretty much a mess, full of things that make me feel something. Apparently I have a thing for 33-year-old men who are taken. Maybe that says something about me.
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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever
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Snuggles for struggles
I didn’t have the time to draw for valentines day this year, but I thought this sketch was appropriate anyway so please enjoy 💕
#this feels very welcome after tog2#them cuddling on a couch#joe getting his snuggles#joe x nicky#talented people are so amazing
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some joe + bun sketches inspired by recent set images...
bonus sillyness:

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#yeah ok this is my favorite video of all time#they are so stupid and so in love i love them#joe x nicky#the old guard 2
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JOE and NICKY looking at each other in The Old Guard 2 (2025)
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Nicky in his Disappointed Mom era:
When your husband, who has practically been in your skin 24/7 for the past 900+ years, gives you a bro hug and ditches you in one of the most romantic cities in the world to be "alone". Nobody can convince me that Nicky wouldn't remain salty forever about this:
Joe: "I love being in Paris with you. *proceeds to quote the most romantic French scripture that reminds him of his husband*
Nicky: "You sure you don't want some time to yourself?"
Joe: "... Nicolo that was 300 years ago, I said I was sorry!"
Nicky: *angry Italian muttering*
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Joe & Nicky I The Old Guard 2 (2025)
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love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king
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Luca Marinelli as Nicolò Di Genova in THE OLD GUARD 2 (2025) | dir. Victoria Mahoney
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thank god they both have each other’s same stupid sense of humor because I think the first time Joe and Nicky saw each other laugh they both immediately thought “how do I make that happen all the time”
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unohtakaa ikiliikkujat. mä oon ikilepääjä 💤💤💤💤💤💤 kroooooh💤pyyh💤💤mua ei saa herättää💤💤💤 mä koisin💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
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Reporter: Why do you think so many countries’ governments around the world are just ignoring what’s happening in Gaza?
Greta Thunberg: Because of racism, that’s the simple answer, I would say. Racism, and basically desperately trying to defend a deadly, destructive system that systematically maximizes short term economic profit and geopolitical power over the well being of humans and the planet. Right now, it is morally difficult to defend that – it is impossible— but they’re desperately trying which is …. absurd is not the word, but there are no words to describe it.
- Greta Thunberg in Paris, after returning from Israel’s illegal abduction of her aboard the Madleen (10 Jun 25)
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