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The new gif cap inspired me to redo some of those really old gif sets.

Strong lamp is still flexing!

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If you want to make yourself feel better after having your heart broken, all you just gotta do sometimes is shut up and EAT. #BewareCares ❤️🍋

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Re-posting this because I finally got to scan it in high-res.

Betty Bates is a goddamn hero.

—“Betty Bates, Lady-at-Law” in Hit Comics #47 (1947)

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wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

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me: poke th cat

cat: mrrhp

me every time: wow.

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I had to explain to a 16 year old girl yesterday why 21+ year old men target minors to have dating/sexual relationships with. and why she shouldn’t think it’s normal, healthy behavior.

she threw the phrases “age ain’t nothing but a number” and “love is love” out to me, and I had to deconstruct and redefine both those phrases to her so she better understands what they really mean.

with that being said, let’s be mindful of what we say to the youth because as “mature for their age” as they seem, they still don’t possess the full cognitive capability to assess everything they take in.

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apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

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“why are u still sleeping with a plushie?” because im lonely bitch get out

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me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

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gay culture is never having a New Years kiss

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I know I told this story before but last year I was having complications with a surgery and I just broke down in a public place and I was trying to gather myself, sitting and leaning on a wall when this girl in cowboy boots approached me and sat down and she asked what was wrong and I told her it was medical issues and she said “I understand, I have to have my foot amputated next week” and it shocked me out of crying and I was like “wow that sucks!” And she said “yeah.” And then she just touched my arm so tenderly and told me “I promise you that this problem will have its place, and everything is going to work out.” And the way she said it just made me really believe her. She said. “We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up.” And then she stood up and walked away and I’d call that a genuine encounter with an angel but the truth is there is a lot of goodness right here on earth in humanity and it’s shining and pure.

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