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As Masonic guest , I enjoyed the atmosphere of ceremony !

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i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !

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smiling through it all can't believe this is my life

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yeah you wouldnt know her i knew her in a past life and we're doomed to always kill each other lol its a whole thing

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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

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POV you are about to read some of the most racist french or perhaps belgian shit imaginable

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Genuinely one of the funniest set of dialogue options in this entire game tbh

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some time last year in a daze i signed up to be a community notes contributor on twitter, and i have not used this ability once in any meaningful sense, but i do appreciate that it sometimes provides me with exclusive advance previews of muppet discourse

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Trollface and :-) having the same birthday is incredible. It's beautiful. It's meaningful. I am crying

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