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I can’t believe that Craig was the first person to love Tweek unconditionally… 

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high school stan and kyle and their biggest argument is always whenever kyle picks stan up in his car and he goes for the aux cord and kyle snatches it away 

“dude c’mon let me play a song”

“oh, what, you gonna play ‘twin size mattress’ by the front bottoms again for the eighty-millionth time”

“kyle no”

“what were you gonna play then”

“uh… ‘jesus christ’ by brand new”

“get out of my car” 

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how to ask your fake boyfriend for a kiss

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future creek 2

craig: what if the moon landing was actually set up and was a scam by the u.s. government in an attempt look like we beat Russia in the space race?

tweek: jesus, craig, i'm literally balls deep right now

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they’re smiling down on me

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This is a description for a calendar but I like it bc it makes it sound like Mario is gonna give me the emotional and financial support I need to get my life together in 2018. 

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Let them be bff again, please.

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cursed concept: south park episode where craig walks into class and says, in a normal voice, “hey guys i finally got rid of that cold”

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The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

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It’s Christmas already??

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winter cuddling ❄❄❄

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Precious boys

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What?....

i dont know why im just really noticing this but. things really have changed.

stan used to always support kyle in his endeavors. kyle used to do the same for stan. my boys used to fight for each other and always work towards a common goal. there were entire episodes dedicated to their friendship and common interests. they were so close.

now both kyle and stan no longer want to get involved with each others causes. they dont hate each other but. they really arent best friends anymore.

that kinda hurts.

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I keep falling into SP hell every day. Craig and Tweek are somehow both my spirit animal.

Also a bonus butters for @vorsque cause she a cool chick

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I mean Okay?

headcannon:

craig is consistently on top.

stan and kyle take turns.

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@redthegamr

shiny = healthy