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this is kerdly 2 me. btw
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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
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i must not take it personal. taking it personal is the mind killer. taking it personal is the little death that brings total oblivion. i will face taking it personal. i will permit it to pass over and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. when the taking it personal has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain
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when a character has a shirtless scene and they have washboard abs and no sign of any belly fat not even a little bit
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I love people who fall for tumblr sexyman bait characters every single time. you’re an important part of the ecosystem and I hope you never ever change
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I hope I haunt you.
You broke something in me that is still being pieces back together. I hope you do the things we used to do together and think of me. I hope you think of me years later and you feel bad about what happened. I hope you picture me happy without you and regret it. I hope I haunt you while I forget.
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No matter how good you could be to somebody, no matter how much you love them, they can and will turn their backs on you.
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Fulfilled my contractual obligation of drawing Jax in the maid outfit
did not know he could rock one, dude good for u 👍
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was
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