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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

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burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

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Fuck this goddamn enderman Oh My Goddddd

*teleports in your home then teleports out*

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Yarn holder

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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something genuinely insane about going somewhere and getting to feel “i had some of the worst years of my life here” and “i was loved here, once” simultaneously.

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OH GOD PLEASE DONT LET GO OF MY HAND, DEAR CHILDHOOD

IT SMELLS LIKE OCTOBER. I REMEBER ALL OF MY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES. I REMEBER SCHOOL SHOPPING. I REMEBER I HAVE LOST FRIENDS

PLEASE PLEASE DONT GO

THIS BLANKET HAS SEEN MY EIGHT AND EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAYS. IT IS SO THIN. IT IS SO SOFT. its still so soft but its become so thin. Save it. SAVE ME

DONT GO

PLEASE HOLD ONTO ME A LITTLE LONGER DEAR CHILDHOOD. IM NOT READY

OH GOD IM NOT READY. GIVE IT BACK. I DONT KNOW HOW TO LEAVE MY CHILDHOOD

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Good morning, you have to be the thing that saves you

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sorry everyone, bouta get political

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the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

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its been p common knowledge for decades that light pollution can be massively reduced by just putting shades on streetlamps, and that doing that would save energy, help wildlife, and let us see the stars better, but are society says if u wanna change any minor little tiny thing u gotta dedicate ur whole life to campaigning for it and this is a good ways down the list of priorities for most ppl, so instead i gotta walk past newly-installed streetlamps that are just dumb glass globes that use half their electricity to blast half their light directly into the sky where it does only bad things for no reason and think "we should overthrow the government"

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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

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See also, "We're in a drought; conserve water!" Meanwhile, bottled water companies and golf courses for rich folk empty the aquifers.

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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes