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Idk who all is currently playing Sword and Shield rn but if anyone is able to help me get the last few Sword version exclusives I’d be so damn grateful. I’m only missing a few to finish the Pokédex to get the shiny charm. Feel free to DM me if you’re free and willing to help!

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Anyone free to do some blueberry group quest things in Pokémon scarlet/violet? I have violet. Getting the last of the legendary encounter snacks and version exclusives are all I have left to do. Feel free to DM me if you have scarlet or are able to help get some of the group quests done! 😁

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Anybody need assistance with Scarlet/Violet Group BBQs? Please feel free to reach out I’m trying to grind them out lol

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There was one of those hyperspecific polls that had an option like “your grandfather told you war stories that he never told anyone else” and now I feel like I have to tell the story about how a spider saved my grandpa’s life in WWII and how my family doesn’t kill spiders because we owe our existence to that One Single Spider

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why is this like an infographic about dysphoria

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Look I clown veganism often enough but really, truly, don’t ever fucking feed somebody something without their knowledge or consent. It’s hugely fucked up and not OK.

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this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all “i love your glasses!” “that drink is soooo good” “have a great day babe!” which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this:

first guy, unprompted: we’re trying to help john name his scorpion

his coworker, leaning around him: here’s a list of names you should vote or write your own

me: …..what

john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION

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This is bigger than watergate for me

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amitheasshole is a popular subreddit because it plays on peoples desire to get in the middle of other peoples private arguments

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ATTENTION ALL OF TUMBLR!

THIS IS AN URGENT MESSAGE.

IN 2014, IN SCHAUMBURG , ILLINOIS, USA

THERE

WILL

BE

A

TUMBLR CONVENTION!!!

THESE ARE THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE THAT ARE MAKING IT HAPPEN

SIGNAL BOOST THIS GUYS

I WANNA SEE EVERYONE THERE!!

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Sorry but this is hilarious

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Magnetic ball in magnetic putty

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Can you stop using Bratz Dolls commercials as reaction images please??

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when I tell you I'm hung like a barnacle...

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new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*