i like mutant turtles, the half-demons with swords and soccer yaoi (and battle cats too)
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gotta give credit to gravity falls for having a cartoon explicitly set during the summer but going
“hey we wanna do a halloween episode” “but it’s summer” “the town has a regional not!halloween called summerween fuck you”
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DELTARUNE [a couple days ago]
SO HOW ABOUT THOSE TWO CHAPTERS, LADS? HOW WE FEELIN?
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bout to hit my bitch coworker with the 'do you treat everyone like this or only your gay coworkers?' because i know she'll bluescreen about it. and im gonna make sure to do it when no one else is around just like she does to me with her snide bitch-ass comments. i've literally never pulled the gay card before, but i talk about my wife often enough that everyone knows. I've also got a reputation for being very level-headed, straight-forward, and conflict-adverse. No One Will Believe Her.
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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.
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in some aspects tumblr users see a like but no reblog in the same way a business sees piracy as lost income
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“Rent prices have exceeded income gains by 325 percent”
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i feel like people aren’t getting the sheer brotherhood of all the tmnt brothers in rise and i base it on one singular episode where the four of them, genuinely might i add, did a series of things
1. wanted to make a band with all four of them together
2. thought that four different types of singing at the same time was awesome
3. thought other people should see them singing together in their hodge podge horrific sounding turtle band
4. thought they, together as a chaotic whole, sounded so cool
like so often it’s “they do their own thing in their free time” or they pair the turtles off but babes those turtles had separation issues and wanted to do everything together in true homeschooler fashion
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Deltarune Chapter 3 spoilers ahead!!
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Me and my friends in our discord server
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[image id: AO3 tag that reads “canon atypical peaceful death at an old age after a happy life” end id]
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update im gonna see a therapist
chat when am i supposed to take anxiety meds because apparently taking them when the anxiety acts up is not it
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god knew id be too powerful if i could just go to sleep without procrastinating it
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theres a lot of questions i asked my mom about myself that i shouldve been asking my grandma actually because im pretty sure she'd have had the answer to
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