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They're better off with us

For all residents living in the Southwick Jog, we haven't forgotten you.

FREE SOUTHWICK JOG ✊

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Thoughts on the Massachusetts Official State Dinosaur?

Lookit this guy, they're perfect.

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Was buttering my bread and accidentally made smth that looks remotely close to Massachusetts 😓

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You guys ever been to the Boston museum of science. My favorite place in world

Fuckin love the museum of science. Easily one of my favorite Boston museums.

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i want to study at a boston-area university.

i will pronounce color as caalah and use smoot units. i would watch Cheers on Netflix all night while drinking cranberry juice with my flatmates. i'll have dunkin donuts every day that's worth 5 dollahs. i would go to dorm parties every night. i am also more likely to meet Matt Damon, the New England Patriots, Mark Wahlberg and the MBTA.

i wish i was from massachusetts :(

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Kingmund Freud (April 9, 2024, taken like a minute before I send this ask)

Did I mention that I'm glad this is a thing? I find it funny.

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Massachusetts: where even our hospitals have Dunkin Donuts in the lobby (not a joke. i get my blood drawn every 2-3 weeks and we usually get donuts on our way out)

It's a good way to keep your blood sugar up after the blood withdrawal.

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the bestest city ever

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mass's opinion on neighboring states?

You mean the greater Massachusetts region?

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massachusetts law about ghosts in your house. btw.

What's important is they have to tell you if you ask.

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I found out the other day that scali bread is only a thing in the Boston area and i feel SO bad for the rest of the country. Apparently it was the Scali family’s bread recipe, and that’s WILD cause i didn’t know there was even a Scali family and they are now royalty to me.

For those who aren’t aware, scali bread is the italian american standard for white bread where i’m from. If you’re making toast or sandwiches or even have bread at the table with a meal, it’s usually scali bread. It’s not full of sugar like grocery store white breads, and we usually get it fresh from bakeries which is even less sweet. Growing up with it as the normal bread around the house has made standard american breads nasty to me, I can only ever tolerate them for toast—white bread sandwiches are like eating deli meats with cake to me it’s gross.

Americans not knowing the state of their white bread is a travesty scali bread goated thank you for coming to my ted talk—and OH winter hill bakery in somerville is the best bakery btw

Scali bread is hella good.

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massachusetts cab drivers are a different breed

Indeed. It's the perfect formula. Driving as a job + the Massachusetts inclination to drive both aggressive and insane.

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so important to spend three of your formative years getting blackout drunk in various basements in Western Massachusetts

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pulled into Dunkin for my daily $2 iced coffee and I’m in the parking lot getting ready to smoke a bowl and the guy next to me is rolling a joint

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One thing I've come to learn about running this blog is that not a lot of my experiences were universal, apparently a lot of people do not reenact the Salem witch trials in school where a kid would be pelted with foam rocks in grade school.

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we have the best aquarium by far (biased) (really biased) (i just like cownose rays)

They found something yummy on the rock. (gif from a video my partner took during our recent visit to the aquarium) Also, yes, the NE Aquarium is amazing. Worth the visit every time.