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((this blog is officially dead allow me to beckon you to a shiny new one not for moira thank god))

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I have acquired The Flowers. The more I think about it, the worse of an idea this becomes.

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Sounds about right. Yeah, I dunno either. But that's true.

No. Twin. You don't understand. I am going to die. Or just be very angry and then others will die and that's just obnoxious and no one wants that.

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Cats are triggering.

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I survive on booze and kisses. I have gone many days without the latter. I may truly perish if I am not able to drink copious amounts of alcohol soon.

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He's a piece of shit. I avoid being around him. I've also got a sister. She's. Something. We're not actual siblings we just. Eh. I don't really remember what happened to bring on the whole familial shit.

Right? Jeez if that was all I had to do I'd be pretty damn happy. Ooh god. Don't even talk like that. I might actually cry.

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True. But to get him to do that I would have to go into the bar and do you see the problem yet. I'll probably get my brother to or something.

I've had conflicts with maids in the past, trust me. I know about their grudges. I'll work it out though. I'm... Not as stupid as I could be.

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I'll try the flowers first, then the intestines. Also an apology might be good.

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i tried so hard]]

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Ha ha. Yeah. I'm going to have to harass someone into buying large quantities of booze for me.

Oh. Nice. Eh. I've been laying low lately, I guess. You can only take so much of this shit before you kind of want to distance yourself from it, you know?

Yeaaah, I know. 

My excuse is that I was highly inebriated. Oh, it’s Moira. You?

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Maybe I should bring her flowers to patch things up. Do maids like flowers? Or would the intestines of dead children arranged into a bouquet be more fitting.

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Yeaaah, I know. My excuse is that I was highly inebriated. Oh, it's Moira. You?

Close. 

I was trying to flirt with a maid. Never again.

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Wait. What the fuck is a lumberjack. I'm sorry, any of my extensive knowledge is limited to pinup girls, alcohol, and cat reproduction.

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Close. I was trying to flirt with a maid. Never again.

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Y’all look worse than I do, and that’s saying something.

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THANK FUCKING GOD.

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I am going to commit sudoku.