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the pre-sequel

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Rant Time

Ok I feel the need to rant about the mass effect council and other mass effect 3 things. 

First issue: They cover up the reapers when they know this almighty dangerous and world destroying race is coming for them. Wow... Suicide much?

Second Issue: ME3′s Council scene. Where is my option to tell the council to fk themselves. They cover up and deny about the reapers for years and when the reapers arrive there like: Lol humanity can die. We give no fucks. We’ll just go prep for the war we spent years denying that our enemy were not facing exists in.

Third Issue: The Asari Councilor. She’s the biggest b***h of the lot. She’s the one constantly turning on you and telling you to f’k yourself basically and when Thesia falls she’s like: Oh no! I never thought this day would come. SHEPARD HAS BEEN TELLING HER ABOUT THIS FOR 2 GAMES! And she flat up hides the secrets of Thesia from Shephard in the middle of a fucking war to end all wars. 

Fourth: The krogans. My issue isn’t the krogans themselves but the salarian woman. She’s like: ooooh no. the korgan will destroy us all if we cure it. YOUR GOING TO DIE TO REAPERS LONG BEFORE THAT IF YOU DON’T HELP THE KROGAN! STUPID WOMAN! uuuuugh. Sorry for the raging but ffs mass effect’s universe is run by morons.

Fifth: The Turian. He straight up lies to you and hides details. Not as mad with him as most of the others but still. 

Sixth: Udina. So... what did he have to gain from working with Cerberus exactually? Power? That won’t matter when EVERYONE WILL DIE TO THE REAPER THREAT! this was a lazy excuse to kill the character. Should of just had Kai Leng kill him instead of Thane if they wanted him dead.

Seventh: Legion’s death. Could of been so easily avoided by taking Legion to a place like where we found him in ME3 and just upload the code from here. Felt like a cheap way to kill a great character. I chose the Geth and now i’m down Legion, Tali and the Entire Quarian fleet? Wow ok. Thanks for the massive middle finger on that part Bioware. Quarians started the war with the Geth. They’re to fault but it feels like your punishing us for siding with the right side morally to side with? Okay thanks Bioware. Choices matter? More like choices fuck you over.

Eight: The ending. We all know this rant so i’ll do sum it up very shortly. No closure. What happened to Shepard? Garrus? Miranda? Jack and her students? Who caaaares says Bioware. Extended cut helped I won’t lie but there is no closure and if roumers about Andromeda are true then were very unlikely to see any of these characters we’ve shared a story with for 3 games again in that game. It’s uuuugh. 

I’m done... Thanks for hearing me rant. What’s your opinion on Mass Effect 3 and it’s flaws?

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GARRUS VAKARIAN / ME1

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Ambition by Greendelle

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un-shit-yourself said:

Garrus or Joker C1 (your choice <3)

garrus “uguu” vakarian

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I am forever grateful Bioware didn’t have one of Shepard’s squad be indoctrinated and betray you

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Once we’re inside, they’re going to throw everything they have at us. If we’re weak, if we’re slow, if we hesitate…then we’ll die.

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Who's Who on Mass Effect 2

Shepard: Glorified galactic babysitter

Miranda Lawson: The equivalent of that kid who get's straight A's but never studies seriously Miranda not all of us are genetically engineered

Jacob Taylor: Kanye West in space

Mordin Solus: geneticist who somehow knows the dirt on everyone. How do you know who I'm dating Mordin? it happened five minutes ago

Garrus: literally your best friend in the whole fucking galaxy

Jack: The most Tsundere person to ever come from something other than an anime

Tali: A huge fucking nerd, but YOUR huge fucking nerd

Grunt: your actual murderous child

Samara: THE CODE

Thane: Cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

Legion: the cutest robot sniper pet in the galaxy

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I saw this on Facebook. I’m not sure who to credit for it but it’s awesome.

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Mass Effect Posters

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Mass Effect characters with flowers crowns for your blog!

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Does this unit have a soul?

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Every fucking time

Me at the beginning of every new Mass Effect game: Time to romance someone new!

Me everytime after I add Garrus to the squad: LOOK AT THAT HOT LIZARD BIRD MAN

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