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Bun art!!

New items!!

New items available now!! I redesigned Rainbow Bunny - now with glitter as a pin and sticker✨The bunny shaker keychain is really fun with different colored bunnies that shake around 🐇 Plus skateboard bunny sticker, angora/lionhead magnets, and new journals!

Bunny shaker keychain in action!

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跳び越えるうさぎ

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Yeah smuush pets! 😊

Smushhhh his face 🤭

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Holding hands 🥹

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A patron came in to the library a few weeks ago looking for a copy of "The Tale of Peter Rabbit". She said she wanted to replicate Peter's coat for her daughter's rabbit. Library staff found her the book thinking she meant a stuffed rabbit. But, lo and behold, it was a real rabbit! Introducing... Melvin Rabbit!

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Beast attack!

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attacked by the Beast

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Hey, we’re having a secret meeting here!!

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Art by Lily Seika Jones

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I miss my kids 😢 Let's get a bunny pic chain going!

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doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

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Local Rabbit Claims He Hasn't Been Fed In Weeks, Begs For Food When Humans Come Near

Sources close to rabbit claim that he, in fact, was given breakfast plus a never ending supply of hay that the little shit refuses to eat and instead, pulls it out of its holder and spreads it all over his hutch, before pissing all over it. Rabbit claims that these allegations are 'harassing an old man.'

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Rabbits are the most dangerous bloodthirsty beasts known to man. The fact that we let them into our homes is horrifying enough. Their teeth can eat through wood, imagine what that does to human skin.

I've owned rabbits for almost two decades and every time I feed even one, they will hop around you in an attempt to knock you down. Once they knock you down with no remorse, causing you to drop the food everywhere, they feast.

Want to eat a banana in peace? No, those greedy bastards want it. They can smell fruit and vegetables from miles away.

Think about the distress wild rabbits cause farmers every day. The fear. The terror they cause on farmland. Farmers are forced to sleep in fear, trembling at the thought of a curious rabbit.

Fences don't keep these savage beings away, because they will dig to hell if there's something in between them and a single green leaf.

Rabbits live in advanced underground societies, inaccessible to even the most able-bodied of men.

I've studied these devils for years. I've seen the medieval art of them torturing us. I know about the Monty Python rabbit. I saw the horror in Jimmy Carter's eyes when he encountered a swamp rabbit, a beast they never found after the incident. I've closely studied their behavior. I saw a video of a rabbit, barely a year old, lifting a vent with his teeth. Goodness, I love rabbits so much. They are the ultimate force of nature.

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Just another day of sunbeams with my buns

They aren’t very mobile so sometimes I have to go off in search of the sunbeams on my own. They seem to have picked the early morning spot and just stay there.

Oh well, I loves them anyway.

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Father I require an apprentice.

Bring me one of your work window bunnies!!

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Are cranberries good? I must try them.

Father, cranberries!

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My bun friends are back to visit!

They sleep even more than I do, but they’re good company anyway.

They smell like my human's feet. And like some other mammals that I can't identify. Oh well! They snuggle like buns.