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You Are Not A Jedi Yet - Submitted by boyinthevoide

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referencing this image from The Empire Strikes Back

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YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

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i do not "queue". i do not use "peak posting times". i do not "stagger" my art. i post it and then bury it myself. and if it doesnt get notes? i rb it again

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I was today years old when I found out Loch Ness looks like this and not like an oval like how the cartoons always depict it

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Dewey's politely telling you that it's his seat now and you can sit on the floor if you want

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The only downside to talking to small children like they’re normal people and treating them like normal people (as per my mom) is that as they develop into bigger children they are viscerally aware of every single moment in which they are pandered to like stupid little accessories (as per my dad, my teacher, the special ed aide, every adult in my middle school) and you end up getting a lot of phone calls from people reporting your kid for (checks notes) “undermining authority”, “disrupting the classroom environment”, “disobeying elder peers”, and “unionizing the grade eleven gym class with intent to incite a mutiny” (as per me) and you end up with a Grown Adult who will absolutely encourage and enable other people’s children to fuck the sustem

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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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BTW today I met a person who's at least 50, uses they/it pronouns, and named themself Wyvern. It looks like if Santa was a biker and it plays D&D at the local library. Just a reminder that you can do whatever you want, forever.

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art by @niochemblyat

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“But they forget”

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I’m getting strong enough to kill you all

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I don't get guys who worry that their bisexual girlfriends won’t be satisfied with dating a man. just transition.

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Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

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c'est la cucaracha........

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i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy