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Lines of thought that seem Normal but are actually rooted in extreme puritanism:

-Seeing the nude human body is inherently traumatic -Sex scenes in art are pointless -Wearing kink-related clothing in public is the similar to performing a sex scene in front of unwilling participants -Depicting female characters expressing sexuality is always degrading -People's sexual fantasies are always an endorsement of the behavior they want to see in real life -Sex work is more traumatic and coercive than other types of work The goal is to treat sex as just another thing people do. That is a much healthier attitude than hiding it! It's not uniquely traumatic, it's not weird to talk about it or include it in society.

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I’m reading this book and the main character was like describing her nemesis or whatever and she’s like “he’s a white cishet man” in his list of negative attributes and I understand it’s supposed to be a quippy lil thing and all but the irony is that the main character herself is white and cishet, as is her love interest. So what did we gain here? A few woke points? Like I don’t really understand it tbh woke white folk creating distance between them and other white folk simply doesn’t do it for me the irony is a bit strong

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a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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Yesterday (2019) dir. Danny Boyle

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walmart's website (you know, walmart.com?) uses the word "cottagecore" on the homepage right now by the way

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8 ADHD SYMPTOMS THAT NO ONE TOLD YOU ABOUT!!!

huge boobs

i mean some serious honkers 

a real set of badonkers 

packin some dobonhonkeros

massive dohoonkabhankoloos

big ol’ tonhongerekoogers

even bigger bonkhonagahoogs 

humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

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this is what instagram infographics would look like if we lived in the diary of a wimpy kid world

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I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

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pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

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okay but lest we forget the episode of the golden girls where rose dreams she gets invited to the USSR to give a speech from red square between framed pictures of marx and lenin

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It's March 2021.

Breonna Taylor was murdered by the police on March 13, 2020.

Breonna Taylor has not received justice.

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