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It is TWENTY EIGHT and a half degrees C in my flat at nearly TWO AM!

Never mind global warming, the local warming is annoying enough!

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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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mad about the idea of money being exchanged for goods and services

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Holy moly

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It's pride month so I'll allow myself to express one opinion on the internet :

There are no "exact color" of pride flags.

I see more and more sites and posts talking about the exact hex codes for the lesbian flag, or the right purple for the ace one, and how it should be more or less saturated and I just want to say: pride flags were meant to be sewn in your kitchen. To be spraypainted and to be recognised.

There are no "exact colors" of pride flags because you should do them with what you have ! Nobody should care if you use a crimson red instead of a cherry red or whatever ! Be free ! wave your colors ! The colors you have !

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The Nintendo Switch 2 Camera looks a little boring, and the prettier Pirhana Plant alternative is terrible, so here's my solution.

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I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

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My “Russia has no plans to attack Britain” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt.

If you don’t get the reference, the “Russian Embassy” tweeted this yesterday:

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Holy ground

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

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You hear about buoyancy but never guirlancy

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You hear about eastrogen but never westrogen