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my life is so weird tbh my psychiatrist texted me assking to find a pair of adidas superstars in all black with a white heel tab and red tri-foil swoosh and I looked and they don’t make it but I can customize the pair through adidas and he said “I’m looking to get 4 pairs of different adidas shoes probably all custom, don’t you get a big discount?” and I said yes so he said “If you order them for me I’ll pay you the cost and apply the discount as credit to your account” (which btw is like 60 to 70 a pair) so I said deal and tomorrow we’re going to customize all the pairs and order them and I’ll basically get a free session for the work

life be crazy sometimes

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how the fuck did u do that? also: its not a huge pain in your ass if you cant feel your ass :-) just jokes, feel better

the pain isn’t in my ass sadly, it’s in my left quadratus femoral muscle (your main thigh/quad muscle) and the ball and joint socket on the same leg. The pain on my right leg is mostly pins and needles numbness that comes and goes, and that’s honestly worse than the other pain. I appreciate the sentiment and comedic relief though so thank you

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I posted this on Twitter but I'm posting it here too so please keep me in your thoughts while I'm dealing with all of this

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Azealia Banks just fall off this planet lmao

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🏀🏂🏄🏻

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If you don't fuck with me don't pretend I fuck with you at all people I haven't heard from in weeks and months hitting me up for clothing and shoe discounts it's like why would I help you lmao

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Lil Wayne - Swag Surfin’ (No Ceilings)

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Brendon, let me show you something, all right? Maybe this will give you a little incentive. Look at my arm right there. See that? I got that when I was eighteen years old. I’ll tell you something. I regret it. ‘Cause this tattoo don’t come off. I have a tattoo of a cow’s head, because I loved that cheese then. So I get the cow, I go in there, I’m a little drunk, and I say, “Give me the cow head from that cheese, I love that cheese.” I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm, Brendon. Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you. Play soccer. Brendon, take a look at my chest. No, I’m serious, look at that. Know who that is right there? That’s the woman from the Chiquita banana. I got that tattooed on my chest. I am an idiot. I got trademark products all over my body. It’s like going to a market, ‘cause I was drunk one night. Don’t live like me, all right? All right, now you go out there and play great.

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I used to work as a full time graphic designer. One of my clients asked me to produce a few simple diagrams. He sent me what he wanted in Excel. I was a bit confused why he wanted them ‘designed’ but I should have convinced him otherwise because after over 20 rounds of amends, he finally approved the set of diagrams that looked EXACTLY like the ones he produced himself. 

I wish I’d charged him by the hour.

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I literally can't even make posts on Twitter without someone deep researching it and being ignored by them until they read it and get mad and go "you don't know my life" because you tell me we're close friends and then ignore the shit out of me and don't tell me about your life and ignore me when I tell you my grandfather had a heart attack and I'm fucked up and then go on telling me I have no idea what's going on in your life and it's offensive to assume anything So talk to me instead of blocking me everywhere like the most immature bullshit I can think of when I'm always there for you but big deal I guess even the people you think are there for you because they promise you so are just as fickle and one track Minded

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is your night really complete without this

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I'm only on episode 4 or 5 but Kiznaiver has been really good and so has God Eater but I'm rewatching Naruto in the meantime to try and have something to continuously watch but I'd rather watching with real people and more down to the world itself plz give advice

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I'm sick and in a bad mental place and just numbing my mind and trying to watch good movies Can anyone give me some recommendations? Or TV shows?