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By Sergey Galanter

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slaughterhouse-five, kurt vonnegut

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thinking about the “foogoo state” post

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puppy who rolls around awaiting his handlers return :]

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Happy “slap your boy’s ass then push him onto the bed and mount him from behind” day to all that celebrate

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"Where do I stand on the -- on the WHAT? The "Transgender Question"? Well for one thing, sir, I recall the last few usages of that particular phraseology. A group of millions is not a question -- I have not yet finished speaking -- not a question, but a demographic."

"The Romans had their castrated priestesses, the Hindus their Hijras, but my god, let us take to the barricades because Uncle Al came to Thanksgiving in a skirt and pantyhose! It's the province of rubes. Hayseed reactionaries and the worst effluvia of America's suburban colon."

"And Chapelle! My god, Chapelle. Embarrassing as only a true great can become in his declining years -- I speak here with complete self-awareness; kindly hold your barbs -- as he tires of innovation and falls back into the soporific cushion of the lowest common denominator!"

"One joke stretched until you can hear its joints popping like some poor bastard broken on the rack. "Oh my car has pronouns, I identify as a bird, I'm trans-Chinese." The laziness of it -- shameful. You should see the transgendered roast themselves; there's true scorched earth."

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I refuse to reblog callout posts because I'm a prison abolitionist

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dog bed

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A threesome but I’m eating you out and the other guy is just brushing your hair.

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yeah I'm thinking about doing cute domestic shit with you.. but I'm also thinking about absolutely devouring you sexually

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sorry I always felt undesirable my entire life and it gave me kinks of wanting someone to desire me so extremely it's uncontrollable for them as if that's my fault

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Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

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lets be dog friends who go out to piss together

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I want him on his knees whining and begging me to let him pee ❤️

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sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

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and may you finally find rest