how do i get over someone who i never dated
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it’s really hard when you’re in a group of friends and each of them has their own “best friend” in the group.
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why do dads sneeze so loud
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don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
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College students only have 2 levels of stress:
1) I don’t give a fuck
2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS
There is no in between.
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are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange
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