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mattzerella-sticks · 56 minutes ago
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Mamdani (the DSA-endorsed candidate who focused on the cost of living in NYC) received a call from Andrew Cuomo (the former governor who resigned in disgrace when his multiple counts of sexual harassment came to light) conceding the race.
Technically, the race used Ranked-Choice Voting and no candidate won an outright majority in the first round — but it appears clear Mamdani will take the nomination.
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mattzerella-sticks · 57 minutes ago
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“i don’t even live in nyc but im happy” you should be!!!!!!!!!! outside of all the local ramifications this is a win that can serve as an example to guard against defeatist loser democrat establishments in other cities and states who count on you believing that we can never Go Further Left because that is the realm of thought experiments and not electoral power… look around you! hope is one of our most powerful weapons and this is a sign that change is not only something to feel wistful about as the unknown future but a real tangible possibility when you let young people organize and mobilize and put forth a clear message. it’s coalition building!!! this is good for EVERYONE!!!! he was endorsed and supported by the dsa for fuck’s sake. also this is not diminished by whatever happens in the general and whatever his tenure ends up looking like. tbh. we can continue to run campaigns like this and win like this.
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mattzerella-sticks · 57 minutes ago
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A huge win for NYC! A better world is still possible
Next stop: general election
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mattzerella-sticks · 11 hours ago
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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.
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mattzerella-sticks · 11 hours ago
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you're cute and it's tuesday
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mattzerella-sticks · 11 hours ago
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mattzerella-sticks · 11 hours ago
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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mattzerella-sticks · 11 hours ago
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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing
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mattzerella-sticks · 11 hours ago
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you cannot headcanon your way out of overt thematic structures on which the entire narrative is built
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mattzerella-sticks · 11 hours ago
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Let's shake things up 🍸
Dirty Laundry season 5 premieres July 15th on Dropout - with a new set, new outfits for Lily, same outfit for Grant, tons of guests, some new cocktails & mocktails, and even some secrets submitted by viewers... 👀
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mattzerella-sticks · 11 hours ago
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me contemplating the human condition
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mattzerella-sticks · 15 hours ago
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I am forever grateful to an archivist mentor I worked with in grad school for some resume advice she gave me and thought maybe others would also benefit from it.
Keep a Master Resume.
This is not the resume you send out. This is a detailed resume of every job (with dates and location, supervisor and location phone number are a bonus) and as many skills/duties/accomplishments you can possibly think of for each and every one of the jobs and education programs you can think of.
She showed me hers, it was about 25 pages long, and formatted exactly like a regular resume for ease. Every time she would learn a new program/skill, she'd add it. Change in title or duties, add it. Complete something big/special/complicated/new to her/professionally significant, she would add it. This way when she went up for a promotion or raise, she had a detailed record of highlights to pick from to show she deserved it. There was no "when was that? Did I submit that last round of reviews?"
Applying to a new job? Pick and choose items from your Master Resume to plug in to the resume or CV you will be sending based on the job posting. You don't need to rewrite it, just cut and paste relevant details.
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mattzerella-sticks · 15 hours ago
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I am forever grateful to an archivist mentor I worked with in grad school for some resume advice she gave me and thought maybe others would also benefit from it.
Keep a Master Resume.
This is not the resume you send out. This is a detailed resume of every job (with dates and location, supervisor and location phone number are a bonus) and as many skills/duties/accomplishments you can possibly think of for each and every one of the jobs and education programs you can think of.
She showed me hers, it was about 25 pages long, and formatted exactly like a regular resume for ease. Every time she would learn a new program/skill, she'd add it. Change in title or duties, add it. Complete something big/special/complicated/new to her/professionally significant, she would add it. This way when she went up for a promotion or raise, she had a detailed record of highlights to pick from to show she deserved it. There was no "when was that? Did I submit that last round of reviews?"
Applying to a new job? Pick and choose items from your Master Resume to plug in to the resume or CV you will be sending based on the job posting. You don't need to rewrite it, just cut and paste relevant details.
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mattzerella-sticks · 15 hours ago
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PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair
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mattzerella-sticks · 15 hours ago
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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mattzerella-sticks · 15 hours ago
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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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mattzerella-sticks · 15 hours ago
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whatever was left, that was ours for a while.
sunrise - louise glück
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