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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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heaven and hell

J CHRIST - LIL NAS X

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I'm worried that maybe I'm like Brad and Hunter. And like my dad. I don't wanna be a bad guy, Edwin.

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WHAT IS GOING ON AT CROSSROADS 8 OH MY GOD?

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they look like this I think .

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would you be able to do a romantic scene with jensen given how close you are?

‘it’d be awkward. jensen is pretty attracted to me, he wouldn’t be able to differentiate between me and cas. sometimes when we hug, i’m like your pelvis is a little close’

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion

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I love chaotic European Misha

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Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary

November 13, 1914

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cas is a surprisingly snuggly sleeper, apparently

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forgot about bobby’s “its okay to be gay” moment in the siren episode

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there IS actually a reason why seconds and minutes (and degrees for geometry) are in base 60 instead of base 10, and if you want to blame someone for that, blame the very specific way Babylonians counted with their fingers.

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it is once again... binturong appreciation hour

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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oh.