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I'm too lazy to do laundry so I don't have clean pants and my legs are suffering when I'm not buried in blankets
#i hate cold#i hate being cold#my legs arent even shaved#cucumbers arent worth freezing#unless they are??
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My parents: go to bed
Me: *goes to the bathroom and cuts bangs as a sign of rebellion*
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I've gone through at least two ice cream tubs of tissues today.
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I hate back to school season because
back to school=me getting sick
#school#sick#colds#i hate my immune system#my immune system hates me#it's a hate hate relationship#i can't even go three weeks#everything hurts
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I've been painting for three hours and I think I'm high off of paint fumes
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My bladder loves to spite me
#i peed literally ten minutes ago#this is what i get for being hydrated#i have yet to meet someone who pees as much as i do#tinkle time#i can never go on road trips
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"I've never wanted to go sleep so badly."
- me, who has insomnia and hasn't slept good for 12 years
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The blood moon is high and I crave coconut
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Isn't drooling just your mouths way of lactating?
#shower thoughts#my dog was drooling on me#this is kind of disturbing#why did my brain think of this
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The only requirement for being American is watching the Sandlot.
#that's it#that's the post#sandlot#sandlot is the only movie that matters in american culture#you're killin me smalls#iconic#still don't know how baseball works
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There's an old black and white baseball movie playing but I have no energy to either walk away or change the channel
#this isn't sandlot#laziness#i don't know what was on before this movie started#now i want to watch sandlot
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I hate to break it to you but I don't have enough money to "get inspired"
#i need to stop watching hgtv#and those trendy room makeover videos on youtube#my wallet is crying#i have to stop#aesthetic costs too much
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I found a sweater from 6 years ago and it surprisingly still fits and you can bet your buttons on me wearing it everywhere I go
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"I just ate my third cookie of the day"
- me living my best life
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