#shower thoughts

[thoughtcascades]

person: “wtf is wrong with u?”

me: u mean today or like in general?

[daughterofchaosstuff]

I wish I could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls😮‍💨

[and-corn]

if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it

[pretendmynameispoetic]

3:13 pm at home

“Being around my family for an extended period of time makes me physically ill. I don't know how else to explain it…”

[x3nshit]

you have to be at least a little delusional in order to lead a happy life

[megamuscle885-blog]

Did you know:

Your knees crack when you crouch specifically as an audio cue to let you know you've entered stealth mode? This was added when playtesters reported that they didn't know when they were or weren't in stealth mode while moving around. It's also why you grunt when you stand up, to show that you've exited stealth mode.

[sjhfjdjdn]

[cat-cosplay]

Being as it's New York, do you think the Ghostbusters ever interrupted a Christmas Carol situation?

Like some Rich Jerk is about to get his world rocked by 3 ghosts only to pay overtime rates on Christmas for the Ghostbusters to put an end to that.

[merlinjoyer]

Gwen: Why Lamia is so scared of you? She wouldn't even come close to you

Merlin, trying to hide the fact that it's his magic that is scaring Lamia away: ugh, uhhh, I'm gay

Gwen *gasps angrily*: THIS BITCH IS HOMOPHOBIC

[thoughtcascades]

ppl are always gonna do what's best for them, so make sure you do what's best for you.

[danshi175]

stuff tha has a wierd name that makes no sense:

Napoleon ice cream flavor (he is dead(cant make ice cream))

grapefruit (grape is the other fruit dummy)

atm machines (NOT A MACHINE (secretly a wizard pulling money from money dimension))

gummy worms (worms dont have gums as they lack a proper mouth and facial features)

stuff with correct names that absolutely make sense

gong (they do be doing that)

orange (self explanatory)

egg (just vibes)

[daughterofchaosstuff]

The amount of strength it takes to choose to be alone instead of poorly surrounded, is extremely underrated.

Because at a certain age things aren't misunderstandings or mistakes anymore. It's your character and I am not with it.

And once you start loving yourself people won't look good to you unless they're good for you.

[character-selecton]

Shout out to the fruitverse, busblr, snomblr, tbcu, OSHAverse, shower thinkers, potatoblr, restaurantverse, completionist, painters, counters, is-this/is-your-post, your-fave, wizardblr, government agencies, and ALL GIMMICK BLOGS

have fun. Role play. Make lore. Don’t let haters get you down. We may be “cringe”, but at least we know how to have fun

[withastorytotell]

I know how it feels to suck. Your bed is not made, you are eating two days old fast food leftovers, you haven't moved your body for fun in weeks or years, you don't open a book to read or study unless you have no option, if you have a instrument it's probably rotting in the loft. I understand. I have been there and when you reflect on it, it sucks. We suck sometimes and it's not fine but it's normal. The thing with adulting is that you exactly get to decide where your life should go to wherever you may be led. So starting with a ten minute walk everyday is better than a four hour gym session once a week, reading a page a day is better than scrolling on instagram, drinking a smoothie is better than the chocolate milkshake. Life is too short to keep cutting out the good things. We can focus on adding on and swapping out while learning to live and love. We can binge on the good things and be better than the rest. It's true although, that sometimes we might suck.

[pretendmynameispoetic]

[remy-the-rat-boi]

PM Seymour's " it came from Tumblr" videos are just audiobooks for Tumblr.