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[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

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wanna make a subby boy show me how well he can hump his pillow to prove that he deserves to be inside of mommy

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wanna make a subby boy show me how well he can hump his pillow to prove that he deserves to be inside of mommy

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a husband is a guy you chain up in your basement

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The only time you need to cum, is when I tell you.

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talking to my friend about kink and she goes “well my girlfriend (her domme) found a way to get me to stop being a brat, every time im being a brat she gives me a topic for a paper she makes me write. then grades it like a teacher and fucks me over my desk ontop of my paper.” IM SORDY WHAT?? is this the new punishment for lines??

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talking to my friend about kink and she goes “well my girlfriend (her domme) found a way to get me to stop being a brat, every time im being a brat she gives me a topic for a paper she makes me write. then grades it like a teacher and fucks me over my desk ontop of my paper.” IM SORDY WHAT?? is this the new punishment for lines??

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It's okay, I need this lil man. I know we're brothers just sh- shut the fuck up. Stop making me hit you! I don't wanna do this, but I need to get off. You little shit, if you try to yell again I'm knocking your teeth out. Not my fault you're all soft and pretty like a girl. Get those fucking pants off and take care of this hard on.

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truly would be a dream to jerk someone off while they’re trying not to piss in my hand. like the heavy breathing until they finally let go while they’re so embarrassed but it feels so good that i’m using their warm piss to make them cum

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truly would be a dream to jerk someone off while they’re trying not to piss in my hand. like the heavy breathing until they finally let go while they’re so embarrassed but it feels so good that i’m using their warm piss to make them cum

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after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina

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Ugh wish hole could hit a blunt, imagine fucking high hole🥴🥴 all wet and practically dripping to be fucked, best pussy you'll have

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Ugh wish hole could hit a blunt, imagine fucking high hole🥴🥴 all wet and practically dripping to be fucked, best pussy you'll have

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they need to make testosterone you can roll into a blunt

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"is this a kink or have all of my relationships just been so awful that I now crave attention, affection, positive reinforcement and support AND have been previously denied them to such an extent that now it feels like the only way I can have them is through fantasy?" and other questions for my therapist.

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nooo jerking off first thing in the morning is actually really good for you !! humping your bed is good for the brain or smthm,,,

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yeah therapy is cool but have you ever tried talking to him like he's a dog while he's inside of you??