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Sean: That's just silly puggles can't clone themselves because if they could I'd get a hundred of them just so I can have a hundred more. I'd adopt you if you were a puggle - oh wait, maybe not, you'd be a bad puggle, you'd probably rip everything up.

Sean: What are you talking about? I don't get a smug look. Besides I think that'd feel good if I could control how much of a sting it gives. Like if I could make it just give a little tickle I bet it'd feel great for you.

Max: in the future they might be able to! Don't doubt future technology!

Max: That's such a lie, Sean. I'm not ticklish at all so it wouldn't work :).

Max: When are we going to hang out?

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Don't you have to catch it to become immune? Pretty sure that's a mono-sentence. You'd be a mono zombie.

Come one, come all, my lips are glossed and I'm ready

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Sean: I wouldn't be the only jellyfish, everyone would be part jellyfish. Besides you'd only need the cells of a jelly fish if you need an extra organ.

Sean: Are you saying my dick would be a stinger?

Max: I'd rather be an adorable puggle than part jellyfish!

Max: I'm not answering this question because you'll start doing that cute but annoying smug on your face from your jokes.

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Hey, you do know that I can take you to court for bad business. These better be good and I better get a refund if I'm not satisfied!

  You won’t get one though.

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Sean: Why the heck not?

Max: I can't hang out with a jellyfish. I've seen what you all have done in Finding Nemo.

Max: You would literally sting me if we ever have sex again.

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Sean: Did you know that jellyfish can clone themselves? I mean, I'm just saying but why aren't we looking into using jellyfish cells to clone and shit. I mean, who knows, maybe I've just discovered how to recreate organs or something. I should be given a science award for my brilliance.

Max: We can't hang out anymore.

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These baked goods better be good or I'm asking for a refund.

A nice relaxing shift at the bake sale table will hopefully make me feel better about everything. Doesn’t hurt that my booth partner seems cool.

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You know that you could easily get mono doing this, right?

Come one, come all, my lips are glossed and I'm ready

I’ll kiss anyone and everyone, for the right price. The Kissing both will be the place to be. 

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I just want you to know that if I hadn't read the rest of your post I would have thought you were doing some freaky shit.

Totally dominated Caleb

There are no safe zombies when Lottie Lopez is around. 

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You can have those, it's completely alright. Do you know how many pairs of sweats I own? Sides, I've stolen stuff from someone so I think I can allow some people to have mine. Wash it for me because you love me.

I just found three boxes of my stuff that never got unpacked

I’m sure you did. Other than the sweats that I stole I have shirts and stuff of yours. 

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I'm pretty sure I've left some of my clothing at your house, speaking of clothes.

I just found three boxes of my stuff that never got unpacked

The joys of not having done laundry in forever, while digging in the back of my closet for pants, I found the boxes. 

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[text]: Come with me then we can go play with puppies.

[text] I come whenever you're involved, Sean. :P But I will

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[text]: I don't need to talk I was being an idiot. I'm over it now, I just needed to blow off steam. I got all the anger out and now I don't care about Drew anymore. I think I'm going to get a dog to reward myself. It's not a joke, check the news.

[text] Oh...alright. That's good, he was being a douchebag and you didn't deserve that. Don't be mad, being happy and hot is sexier on you. Omg...I want to go.

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[text]: I was being dumb again but I'm over it now I'm going on a cleanse I'm not going to drink for awhile or else I'm going to murder my liver. You don't know that. I may have drunkenly broken into a store last night and robbed it.

[text] Stop getting drunk all the time. Hang out with friends or something so you aren't tempted to drink. And if you need to talk, I'm all ears. You broke into a store? HAHAHA. that's a good joke

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[text]: My drunk text messages.

[text] Why were you even getting drunk? And seriously, it's alright. no harm , no foul. 

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[text]: I'm sorry.

[text] Why x]?

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[text from last night]: i can't stop thinking about your stpuid tcue face

[text] :I can't stop thinking about you either but I can't tell what you're on right now.