maxdragonqsmp
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Max, They/them 30y nb FR who's into the fever dream that is QSMP. Occasionaly write fanfictions and currently learning portuguese. I follow waaay too much POV for my sleep (Baghera, Philza, AntoineD, Foolish, Tubbo, Nihachu, then Fit, Bad, Etoiles, Ironmouse, Tina or Bagi when nobody else's on)(send help xD)
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see the best unintended effect of the translator mod is that it made every moment on the server immediately reaction memeable because every word that was said was transcribed in real time above their heads. it's like how buzzfeed unsolved's blue and yellow text was so immediately memeable, bc the quips were already written out so all fans needed was a well timed screenshot. now we have screenshots like this, delivered right to our front door:


but the fact that they're translations ALSO gives the added fun of MIStranslations, so you get things like roier saying "young guy" in english with the translations set to spanish and producing "john gay".
like every oneliner ever delivered in a conversation is almost INSTANTLY memeable as long as someone is looking and that's honestly fucking hilarious
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bolas!!??@@%% thanks @cannibalboyhalo for the screenshot redraw ideas :]
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fitmc x shane enemies to lovers slowburn endorsed by mine herself
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fellas is it gay to constantly seek out the man you "hate" to talk to him and give him flowers? (ignore that the man hates the flowers you give him)
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"That fire's looking real nice right now, why don't I just toss myself in." -Fit after going through the canon event of being rejected at the flower dance
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remember last stream how fit was all like “you can’t fix him” about shane and is now actively participating in the fixing
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this is the funniest shit that i've found out about in months
og tweets: x, x
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Gotta post my Deathfamily designs real quick ☝😌
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English machine translation:
Yo. Yes, I'd been aware of the problems with the QSMP players for a while via Léa (she was afraid to talk about it beforehand, but basically I wanted to try and get her reinstated following her exclusion because of a leak that was entirely my fault (fucking obs 😞), and very recently she's been a bit more open about the internal probs. I mentioned these very serious problems to Quackity on Saturday and we were in the process of discussing them directly (yesterday evening or today, not easy with the timezone + weekend) to resolve the problems quickly. But now you've all heard about it, it was a ticking time bomb anyway. Personally, I'd give it a bit of time (having already managed projects as a team, you need time to put everything to bed and see what you/we keep and what you/we need to change) and give Quackity a chance to restructure everything and come back better. Personally, I want the QSMP adventure to continue (but obviously also in better conditions for the actors/admins, we'll always defend them, especially our current and future Frenchies) because it's too good, so I still believe in it.
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French original:
Yo. Oui j'étais au courant des soucis avec les acteurs QSMP depuis peu via Léa (elle avait peur d'en parler avant, mais de base je voulais essayer de la faire réintégrer suite à son exclusion à cause d'un leak qui est entièrement ma faute (fucking obs 😞), et très récemment elle s'est un peu + ouverte sur les probs en interne. J'avais évoqué ces problèmes très sérieux ce samedi à Quackity et on était dans le process d'en parler directement de vive voix (hier soir ou aujourd'hui, pas facile avec les timezone + weekend) pour résoudre rapidement les probs. Mais bon maintenant vous êtes tous au courant donc voilà, c'était une bombe à retardement de toute façon. Perso laissez un peu de temps (pour avoir déjà géré des projets en équipe faut du temps pour tout reposer à plat et voir ce qu'on/qui garde et ce qu'on/qui doit changer) et donnez sa chance à Quackity pour restructurer tout ça et revenir en mieux. Moi j'ai envie que l'aventure QSMP continue (mais évidemment aussi dans de meilleurs conditions pour les acteurs/admins, force à eux on les défendra tjs surtout nos frenchies actuels et futurs) parce que c'est trop bien, donc j'y crois encore.
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