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The month of the grape harvest, 1959, Rene Magritte

Medium: oil,canvas

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The holy grail of searching through academic literature is coming across a string of publications that are like:

Here’s An Idea. Smith et al. 2016

Terrible Idea; a comment on Smith et al. 2016. Johnson 2016.

You’re Wrong Too; a response to Johnson 2016. Nelson 2016.

Guys Just Stop Fighting, None Of Us Know What’s Going On; a Review of the Current Literature. McBrien 2017.

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Can you imagine being Mr. Darcy and throwing yourself into a lake in a fit of agonized yearning for the woman who has rejected your marriage proposal and whom you think you shall never see again. After getting thoroughly soaked, you stride out of that lake undressed and she is there. She is at your house and you are indecent. You then have to make the most agonizing small talk, all the time aware that you are soaking wet and half-dressed, while you both politely pretend you aren’t. You inquire after her parents’ health twice. 

It’s a wonder he didn’t expire on the spot.

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how to spot an asshole in an art museum:

i don’t get it

i could make that

how is that art

they literally just put ____ and ____ together

a 3 year old could do this

what is it supposed to be

i could do this with my eyes closed

what does that even mean

i don’t understand this so it must be bad

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“What is it that the child has to teach?

The child naively believes that everything should be fair and everyone should be honest, that only good should prevail, that everybody should have what they want and there should be no pain or sadness. The child believes the world should be perfect and is outraged to discover it is not.

And the child is right.”

— Rabbi Tzvi Freeman

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Before:

After:

The Directions Tree was something that was also called a Spirit Tree, a tree of huge spiritual and cultural importance to Australian Indigenous people. When a child is born, the afterbirth/placenta is taken by the child's parents and mixed with earth and a single seed, which is then planted. The tree and the child grow up alongside each other, and the two of them are spiritually connected. Its a place where the individual can go and reconnect with themselves and the land; a place they can go to seek direction and guidance throughout their life.

After the child has grown up and grown old and eventually passed away, their tree becomes a place that their family and friends can go to connect with that person's spirit - where later generations can go to remember and connect with their ancestor. Its a place of enormous spiritual significance to the Djapwarrung people.

The Directions Tree pictured above was one of the last - if not the last - remaining Directions Trees in Victoria. All others have been destroyed. She was somewhere between 300 to 350 years old.

She was destroyed on 26 October 2020 -- against staunch opposition from the Djapwarrung community, who were not consulted at any stage in the planning process and who's concerns and objections were ignored for over three years.

There were protectors onsite on the day of the destruction, and they were violently removed. Their campsite -- which was an officially registered Embassy, and which has been their home for nearly three years -- was blockaded off and destroyed, and they were not allowed to go in and get their belongings, or their wallets and ID, and any of their other important items.

Children were violently separated from parents -- parents who tried to get through the police line to get to their crying children were told "you can get them later." One protector's arm was dislocated by police. One young man was grabbed by the hair and dragged away, even though he was not resisting arrest in any way.

It's now been nearly a week since the Directions Tree's destruction. Police and hired Security Guards are still blocading access to the campsites and the Embassy, despite the fact that we've managed to get an injunction preventing any more destruction from happening between now and November 19. The trunk and branches of the Directions Tree have been taken away by VicRoads and we dont know where she is.

Here's an article about the destruction of the Tree and the arrest of the protectors. Note: Eastern Maar Coorporation are the Registered Aboriginal Coorpoation who greenlit this destruction and who were bought off long ago, and nothing they say should be given any weight.

There are still multiple trees that need protection. Grandfather Trees, Birthing/Grandmother Trees, scar trees, and a host of other culturally important trees and landscape that we are trying to save.

Please donate to help support protectors.

Funds will be used for food/water/shelterfor protectors, and to pay for fines issued to people who were arrested/charged for trying to protect the area, and pay for other requirements that mean that these peopls can keep protecting the sacred land and trees.

Please raise awareness of this issue -- spread this post, talk about it on other platforms, etc.

Heres a link to an email form that will email various MPs and ask them to protect what's left. Please remember to change the subject line -- often, politician offices will set up rules to direct mass emails straight to the trash, but changing the subject line and/or body of the email will circumvent this. Feel free to delete the pre-filled message body and replace it with your own message instead, if you like.

Here are two petitions to protect the trees.

Genocide is still happening to Australia's indigenous people, and its happening today. The destruction of the Directions Tree was a deliberate, targetted attack. They hoped to break us and defeat us with this destruction. They hoped that by destroying her, we would give up and let them destroy the rest of the area.

But she was a Spirit Tree, and her spirit has gone into all of us who've spent the last several years trying to protect her. We are not done fighting. We've got more to protect, and we will not yield.

The 700-900 year old Grandfather trees still need us, the Birthing Trees who have sheltered 50 generations of Djapwarrung babies still need us. They murdered the Directions Tree, but that's just fired us up even more.

Stand with the Djabwarrung, and help us save these remaining sacred trees.

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Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.

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Bruh

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Calling the Goths! I have posted tiny houses and cottages, but never one like this. It’s a little gothic mini mansion.

The Gothic Victorian Mini Mansion is hand built with reclaimed and vintage materials, a Mansard roof, a tower and Emmet the gargoyle guard to keep watch!

The Great Room of the Gothic Victorian is a blend of plush, regal and cozy. Relax and play the piano, sip a glass of wine or a cup of tea.

The kitchen is large enough to entertain, and has dishes and glassware for 8.

The kitchen has reclaimed quartz counters, a full-sized fridge and sink.

The antique sofa and chairs are red velvet and quite sumptuous!

The antique, brass fireplace glows with flickering, remote controlled candles, and the custom sliding door leads to the full bath.

Take a bath in the cast iron, claw-foot tub!

A copper sink and quartz counter.

The “tower” adds a large entryway, with hooks for garments, and a round, stained glass window.

The Gothic Victorian living room from the loft.

There is room in the loft for storage.

The bedroom loft is over 6 feet tall!

The custom stairs are behind the fireplace doors, under a carved, brass chandelier.

The alternating stairs make an easy access to the loft bedroom.

Drapes can be opened to enclose the entire loft, creating a private, Gothic cocoon!

The candles in their candelabras create just the right mood!

The Gothic Victorian takes architectural cues from the late 1800s and has to be one of the best recycled tiny houses I’ve seen.

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Bringing to light a very important issue. The Nigerian government is trying to silence youths protesting against the dismissal of a violent police branch called SARS.

They target innocent youths and take forced bribes, search their phones illegally, kill, rape and detain them. Please signal boost and spread awareness.

John Boyega is the only internal celeb bringing awareness to this. This is oppression and it needs to end.

Join the EndSARS tag on Twitter. There are so many painful stories of what people endure under them. They target you if you have a phone, search it illegally and confiscate laptops and electronics without just cause. Last week, they killed an innocent man and stole his car.

PLEASE REBLOG THIS. THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT RESPONDS TO PRESSURE FROM OUTSIDE SO LET THEM SEE THIS PLEASE

Tag everyone you know!

End SARS NOW.

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ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

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Piku, 2015.

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Someone pointed out that the font on the government's letter about the quarantine looked familiar, and now I can't stop thinking about it.

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An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

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ALSKSJSKALSK SO APPARENTLY ALIENWARE MADE A PROTOTYPE ULTRAWIDE CRT IN 2008

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I’ve had some pretty wild depression the past couple years. I’m finally starting to work through it - with art. This is the first piece I’ve made for myself in around ten years, and… yeah.

I am doing better, not in any harm’s way (please don’t worry, mom). I just needed to get it out. Thanks for reading, I know it’s long. EDIT: to clarify, the “Jason is a wolf in sheep’s clothing” article is totally fictional – it’s a recurring dream I’ve been having since early 2016. None of my exes ever wrote anything like that, especially the conglomeration represented on page here. They’re kind and wonderful human beings and I am absolutely mortified I didn’t make that clearer to begin with. I’ve since edited the art to clarify that. Sincerest apologies, it wasn’t something any of my beta readers flagged and it wasn’t something that crossed my mind.

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every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good