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“i can fix him”

ok welcome to the construction crew

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This video is killing me lmao

I had to make a sketch

A helicopter would absolutely not be able to hold all that mass.

IMAGE TEXT: "They're too big! We're losing altitude!!" END TEXT.

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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It’s crazy how there’s so much misinformation about Food. The thing we need all the time. Arguably the point of getting up each day. Fucking food. You’d think educating our young on this central component of life would be the sort of thing we’d teach them as kids, but nooo, I have to go reading up on zookeeping techniques for keeping and feeding large primates in captivity to get a straight fucking answer about carbon and phosphorus sourcing instead of a bunch of pseudoscience or fatphobia or classism or racism or just good old fashioned taboos! [Chews furniture] HOW DO YOU DEMONIZE THE POTATO

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Jeremiah: *enters the room* He’s going to be here any minute! *turns to Ecco* How do I look? I think the eyebrows turned out really well and the lipstick adds more of an effect to my lips. *pulls out his hand-held mirror, looking into it cautiously* I think it looks decent-

Ecco: You look great Jeremiah!

Jeremiah: *looks at the door, jittery* Do you think Bruce will like it? He’ll love it, right? Personally I think I could’ve dyed the hair more green but it looks almost black-

Bruce: *breaks into the room, stops dead in his tracks, not having been expecting them to be standing there*

Jeremiah: *nearly drops the hand mirror, staring at Bruce. After a second he turns around, looking into the mirror one more time*

Ecco: *looks between them, sighs, and rolls her eyes*

Jeremiah: *twirls around* Finally, my darling Bruce, you’ve arrived. *steps closer to Bruce, his suit glittering*

Bruce: *looks him up and down* Is that your new look?

Jeremiah: Yes? What do you think Bruce? Picked especially for you. It’s all for you after all~ *he smiles at Bruce*

Bruce: Well, um …  it’s ok?

Jeremiah:  … *is silent for a moment before sending a glare to Ecco, grabbing her closer to him so he can hiss in her ear* I thought you said it would work? He doesn’t seem at all interested?! *he shoves her aside to look back in his mirror, grumbling*

Ecco: *laughs nervously* Um he .… might be in shock from how great it looks on you? You look absolutely wonderful Jeremiah! I mean look at how he’s staring!

Bruce: *just stares at them both, extremely confused*

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Bruce, @ Jeremiah: you are crazy (affectionate)

Selina: ...what the fuck

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What to say about Jeremiah!

He’s definitely not straight.

Like there is no way.

The minute that man set eyes on Bruce he was gone for him and that carried over even after the insanity gas.

He has been attracted to men before but after meeting Bruce most of his focus went onto him.

He is gay and Jerome is bisexual with a preference for men.

He’s never really dated before because living in fear made him wary of people and not willing to date. The only person he really trusted was Echo. He had a few crushes over the years but his fear and paranoia always kept him from fully exploring those feelings.

I like to think that in an AU where he was never hit with the gas he would’ve become more comfortable with himself and his sexuality. In this type of AU he would’ve learnt that Bruce and Selina are bisexual and I think Bruce would’ve been very accepting.

I think Post-Insanity Gas Jeremiah would doodle his and Bruce’s initials in hearts everywhere he went. Each time Jim and Harvey are at his crime scenes they see them and are so unbelievably tired of his shit.

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ngl I thought the puzzle piece as an autistic symbol meant like. I am a vital puzzle piece to your society. humans would never have invented half the things they did without us. you're telling me it means I'm missing something?? buddy. listen. listen to me reeeeaal closely. no human has all the pieces to humanity. no one. no one has all the features enables no one has all the strengths weaknesses or quirks. no one has a whole puzzle. we make the freaking complete picture together. that's the freaking point.

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new person: i’m late to this fandom/ship.. there’s not much point writing fic/making art for it is there?

The Fans:

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the turkey swiss on rye incident

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Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

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