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Had a weird dream disney+ added a new category just called “fetish art” and there was only one movie there

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my confession is that my first fetish was breast expansion and now that I'm on estrogen it's just A Thing That Is Happening To Me I'm Real Life and I couldn't be more delighted. The knowledge that I'm literally breast expanding myself is arousing to me, I have in fact gotten off on thinking about it.

Mostly the estrogen is like, making me happier and all the other stuff (I feel much more authentic now) and that's the main reason for being on HRT but the boobs embiggening fetish is absolutely a (small) part of it.

living the dream 😁

hell yeaaaa, live ur wildest fetish dreams anon !!

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When I was a freshman in college I accidentally joined a cult based on Avatar the Last Airbender. A dude with a goatee and a fire nation beanie was legit trying to start a religion for his senior thesis.

All my friends now are people I met through that group and now I have to deal with the fact that all my friends (and me to be fair) are the kind of people to stick around after a white guy told them he’s starting a religion based on a children’s tv show.

(One of those friends left a drum circle they joined to go to avatar nights, and that circle later turned into a vaguely Wiccan confessional spiritual group. And I’d just gotten out of homestuck paganism. So yknow. There were already trends.)

HOMESTUCK PAGANISM??????

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So there's this person I cannot meet. I mean, they're in the same social circles as me. They're only 4-5 years younger than me. We have mutual friends. We've been invited to the same parties. But I refuse to meet them for one simple reason.

I fucked their parents when I was 21. I met them both at a sex club and hooked up with both their mom and dad, twice my age at the time. Now this means this person I've never met, I avoid. Because I figure if I meet them one of two things will happen.

1. I will tell them about fucking their parents. This seems uncouth to me. Like, why would they want to know that??

2. I DON'T tell them I fucked their parents. This seems disingenuous to me. Like, I'd be withholding information they should have before getting to know me.

So, I keep slight tabs on their online life and try to make sure never to be at the same place as them.

I've told a few people this who are completely unattached to the situation and mostly they tell me I should try and sleep with this person, but that sounds like it could be a huge big deal and I just don't want to have that much awkwardness in my life.

oh my god

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Place an Ice Cube on a Burger When Grilling

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*thinking about someone who uses it/its*

me: yeah so they-

me:

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I got The Seven!!! My favorite sidequest!

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Just remembered that by completing the puzzles in portal you're actively having sex with glados. That was crazy

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So I just finished watching the 2nd Time Quangle show and someone please tell me that they're writing a Margaret Encino/Annabelle Cheddar fic please I'm begging you 🙏

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this fucking thing could be the next sexyman.

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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i don’t know how to explain this other than i get made fun of in the discord server for liking robots a little too much

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i'll take a potato chip... and eat it

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sorry if i get banned from the rider wiki i can't help but be petty when they say Hotaro and Rinne are love interests but Banjou and Sento are called "brothers" when this is deadass what the producer of Gotchard said

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I love this Hajime kid. Feeds a homeless man. Destroys evidence. Keeps saying the second monster helped him. Never brings up Shouma. Refuses to talk to the cops Hanto. Does it all with a world weary air appropriate for a 40 year old.