What if like I got a bunch of people into my car with me like all my friends and family and shit and I got them to all climb into my car like a bunch of circus clowns and then I drove it into your wall and they all spilled out into your room and like there was blood and glass and fire and shit everywhere and the moon turned red and started descending closer and closer to earth while all these injured clowns were screaming and dying in your home.
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not the first time he’s said this but he seems to be hard launching it now. can white people like say something now or
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what's the most antithetical genre to a cozy wholesome game and how can i mash them together. tentatively i would say hell simulator where you can visit the damned souls you're torturing and trade interesting bugs with them and also the music is like really chill once you get past the screams
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god bless all of the women who will use the sound of fireworks to mask them shooting their husbands
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whenever i’m bored i go to r/petfree and scroll for a while because these people are so fucking insane and have cultivated an echo chamber that is so crazy and they don’t even know it. it’s like actually really funny
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i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it
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Seeing a lot of racist pinkwashing bullshit about Muslims and homosexuality. US Muslims favor equal LGBT rights (52%) over Christian evangelicals (34%).
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Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.
Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold
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