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✨Welcome Home Update (Spoilers)✨

I started to noticed these cute doodles were everywhere on the site and they ended up being letters! Hopefully that's all and have fun trying to figure out if this is a code to a link or Wally trying to communicate with us.

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The Homewarming Update Log is OFICIALLY DONE!!!

Please enjoy this doc neighbours!

(Do note I am still presently working on typing up all the cookbook and wishbook pages)

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WH Google Doc /PDF Masterpost

Julie

Wally

other characters coming soon

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Charts of Every Secret Page on the Welcome Home Website (that I know of) & How to Get to Them

"Bugs":

Notes: 

All videos are through the eyes of Wally. 

The letters at the end are the first initial of the characters in the video clip.

A little beetle bug that I can’t figure out how to click on the “welcomehomeyou” page behind the visitor counter at the bottom

Doodles:

Notes:

Organized into the most logical order according to my brain

I Will Help You Neighbor

understand, I will find a way soon

Other:

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i made it pretty!

it is no longer hideous. plus i added some images from clown's twitter. okay that's all!

hello! i’ve updated my giant wally information document to include all of the information from the update @:3

i will add some style to it later, but for now it is ugly but useful

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unfortunately i don’t have enough time to make these for all of the characters, though i would love to. i have school coming up soon and it sucks

hello! i’ve updated my giant wally information document to include all of the information from the update @:3

i will add some style to it later, but for now it is ugly but useful

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"It's-For-You!" Talking Telephone Toy

Ring... ring... ring... it's for you!

Transcripts below!

Eddie

[The phone rings once before it is picked up.]

Whether letter or parcel, whether rain, snow, or shine, we weather the weather and never decline! This is Eddie Dear of Eddie’s Post office speaking! How can I help you today?

[Silence.]

...Hello? Is anybody there? ...Should I say the jingle again? Okay-

[Eddie clears his throat.]

Whether letter or parcel, whether rain, snow, or shine, we weather the weather and never decline! This is Eddie Dear of Eddie’s Post office speaking! Do you need stamps? I got ‘em! Envelopes and paper? You bet! Markers, crayons, glue, glitter, tape, staples- [Takes a deep inhale to catch his breath.] I got that too!

Barnaby

[Silence.]

[Mumbling] ...I’m starting to think nobody’s there… Wait… I can’t remember if the phone was ringing… Maybe I was going to make a phone call... But who would I call? Well, if you’re there… Uh… Have a good day!

[The phone rings three times. Then it picks up.]

Hello? Hellooo?

[Silence.]

Is this a prank call, kid? Listen, I got a better joke for you- What did the bee say to the flower? I wouldn’t know, I wasn’t there! What do I look like, a BEE’s-dropper?

[Rimshot and horn honk. Barnaby laughs. Silence follows.]

….Not even a chuckle? Boy, tough crowd! Hey, you can’t blame a guy for phoning it in! How about you call me back when you got something funny to say too, little buddy! Buh bye!

Howdy

[The phone is answered in the middle of the first ring.]

You’re calling Howdy’s Place! The home of everything you need and everything you don't! Howdy Pillar at your service!

[Silence.]

...Hello? Hello! Listen, pal, time is jokes and if I’m not laughing then I don’t have time! ...Actually, I do have plenty of time in stock, it’s in aisle two next to the bananas. But …I call ‘em cuckoo clocks!

[Howdy laughs at his own joke, but it becomes softer and more embarrassed as the silence follows.]

...Alright, alright! You’re giving me nothing to work with, buddy! I only deal in funny business and it looks like you’re runnin’ low, pal! So long! You get it? Like a caterpillar! Haha!

Poppy

[The phone rings twice before it is abruptly picked up.]

Hello, this is the Partridge nest- Or I mean, this is Poppy!

[Silence.]

…Hello? Dear? Are you there? I can’t hear you if you’re speaking! Maybe it is my connection- Oh my feathers, a telephone is so difficult to work with- So many buttons!

[The sounds of shuffling, squawks and noises of tutting can be heard.]

Oh my goodness! I- Oh no, I’ve dropped the telephone on the ground I- Gracious me, there’s birdseed everywhere! I- I will call you back, whoever this is! Oh- My feathers are full at the moment! Don’t worry about me! Have a pleasant day deary-

[A panicked squawk is heard followed by a loud thud. The phone call abruptly ends.]

Frank

[The phone rings once before it’s answered.]

Hello, this is Frank Frankly speaking.

[Silence.]

...Hello? … Are you there?

[Silence.]

...Is this Julie? This had better not be another game you’re playing! …Oh no, is this a prank call? Is this Barnaby!? Well, I have a prank for you too, you jokester! A lesson!

[Frank clears his throat.]

Did you know butterflies have their own way of sleeping? It’s not so much sleeping as it is having a rest ! It is always done with their eyes open, too! They also like to rest under leaves as a means of protection from dew or rain drops! Better yet, to hide from larger creatures with an appetite! A bit like you and those horrible hot dogs you love so much.

[Silence. Frank huffs loudly in annoyance.]

Well, whoever this is, I’ll have you know I have better things to do than wait for you to respond! Good bye!

Sally

[The phone barely has a chance to ring once before it is picked up.]

Hellooo! You’re talking to the brightest and most stupendous superstar this side of the neighborhood! Sally Starlet!

[A triumphant 'ta-da!' jingle, followed by silence. Sally whispers her next sentence.]

…I said ‘Hellooo!’ That’s your cue!

[Silence.]

…What’s wrong, do you have stage fright? I know, I know, having a star for a neighbor can be so intimidating! She’s so terrific, you’re probably thinking! Phenomenal, staggering, breathtaking- I’m taking the words right out of your mouth, I bet!

[Silence. Sally sighs softly.]

Well, parting is such sweet sorrows, but I must shine my brilliance elsewhere! Why don’t you call me back when you don’t have such cold feet, hm? Farewell!

Julie

[The phone rings once, but in the middle of its second ring the phone is answered.]

Hello? [LOUDER] Hello!!

[Silence.]

...Hey, are you playing some kind of game? Well- I want to play too! Okay, let’s go on the count of three! One… Two… Three!

[Silence.]

…I don’t know how to play this game. ...Oh, I know what to do! We’ll make a new game! [Frantically spoken] We’ll need a jump rope, some chalk, a dice, a sandwich- I’ll call it… quiet sandwich jump rope! I better get everything ready, Frank’s going to love this game! Okay, bye bye!

Wally

[A long period of silence follows before three rings are heard. A pause follows even as the phone is answered before the sound of a heart beat can be heard below the ambient noise. This audio track constantly raises and lowers as it proceeds.]

Hello? Hello? Helloooo? … Ha Ha Ha...I’m only kidding. I know you’re there.

Did you like my joke? ...I think you were going to say... Yes! …Ha Ha Ha… You know… It is hard to hear you think through this funny phone of mine. It is as though you aren’t speaking at all. Maybe it is just a little fuzzy… Like me. Speaking of…

[The heart beat and ambience stop abruptly.]

...Do you know who I am?

[The heart beat and ambience resume.]

[Gasp.] Oh no. Well that’s not neighborly at all. We’ve never met before. But don’t worry. Even though you and I haven’t spoken before, I’ve seen you... Every time you have looked into my eyes. I want to know… What did you see?

[Silence.]

I hope you saw a friend, but I’m not sure you saw a name... Stand still. Let’s start over. Ring ring ring. Click. Hi, I’m Wally. I’m so happy to finally meet you, I think you’re the absolute most.

[Silence.]

Uh oh, I have to go now. Everyone is probably thinking about that strange phone call. It is funny to think about. …Ha ha ha… Don’t worry though, neighbor, it will be a little joke between you and me. You have to go too. You have work to do. Remember, until you hear me again, keep your smile merry and always know that I love you very much.

Good bye.

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hello! i’ve updated my giant wally information document to include all of the information from the update @:3

i will add some style to it later, but for now it is ugly but useful

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sorry here’s the whole thing

just interesting given the heartbeat sound in the background of the wally vinyls

“HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS”

THE HEARTBEAT SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE WALLY VINYL THINGS IS HOME 🤯🤯🤯

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“HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS”

THE HEARTBEAT SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE WALLY VINYL THINGS IS HOME 🤯🤯🤯

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Since no one else will point it out I will.

The bug that links to Eddie and Frank’s conversation

IS A LOVE BUG

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All the Vinyls of Wally Speaking in Order!

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I THINK I'VE CRACKED THE WELCOME HOME MORSE CODE SECRET (⚠️WH spoilers!)

So, I don't think I've seen anyone here that managed to translate the morse code you can listen to right here! : https://www.clownillustration.com/neighbor

As you can see, it appears that Home is trying to tell us something, and it is hinted to be Morse code. However, since the code is made out of Home's noises, it's very hard to translate!

Thankfully, I think I've cracked it!

It's going to be tough exactly explaining what I did, so bear with me! (sorry for the messy notes haha!)

Basically, there are two kinds of noises in the audio. You can hear a door handle, and a key turning in a lock. (at least that's how I've interpreted them!)

A door handle is a point, and a key is a dash.

Making this distinction, I wrote down what I heard and tried to separate the sounds into letters, both with the help of the audio and a morse code translator. After several tries, I found a word that works! ⬇️

° ° ° ° | ° | ° - ° ° | ° - ° ° | - - -

Home says "HELLO"!

Does that confirm that Home knows about us? Does it try to communicate with us like Wally?

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CRACKED DOWN AND PULLED AN ALL-NIGHTER SEARCHING THE WELCOME HOME WEBSITE - analysis below!

Alright first off, love the little pixel guys they're adorable! Explored all the new pages, loved the voice acting, all that jazz! I thought at first it was a design choice, but I found these little creatures lying about. Clicking them leads you to a video called "answer" that centers around one of the many cast members. Wally is also there, it always cuts out right before his name though.

I didn't really focus on those (too tired), but I think there's a code in the URL? I'll come back to that tomorrow.

What I did notice was the drawings appearing out of thin air, and also being drawn in front of my eyes. Clicking on them leads to an audio recording of Wally, saying various things. The tab names are all one word, such as "I" "Understand" "Will"

I managed to sort them out and got this:

If you can't read that, it says "I Will understand. I will Help You find a way soon Neighbor." Why is it this way, you ask? Why dear reader, it's because of how the dialogue flows. And also repeated words were labeled 1 and 2 so...

ANYWAYS! Entire flow of speech/giant text bubble that Wally says is below!

“There you are. Welcome Home. Ha ha ha! You’re the most! Ha ha ha! ….You’re so still. What are you doing. Do you like Home? Home is my house. Do you have a Home too? Do you hear it too? You can hear mine. Do you like to draw? I do. Do you know how to draw an eye? First, you draw a circle. Next you draw a smaller circle inside. Then you color it in. That’s what an eye looks like. My eyes are black. What color are yours? What are you waiting for. To hear me again? Ha ha ha! I think… That means you can hear me. Can you see me? That’s okay if you can’t. Don’t worry, I know you’re there. You know I’m here too. I will talk to you. …I can’t hear you …Do you know who I am? We’ve looked into each other's eyes so many times. You’re looking at me now. I have more eyes than I did before. You know how to draw eyes. You draw mine many times. I know it is thanks to you, neighbor, that I can see. But it is still… I can’t… See. …Why won’t you answer me, neighbor. Why can’t I hear you. You know me. You do. Please open. Let me in. Let me in." [There is no dialogue. Only the sounds of Home creaking, groaning, banging, or squeaking. …Morse code?]

All of the above is directly taken from the website as a transcription for the audio.

So Wally is trapped, and that's all I got right now. I can't do morse code, and if you want to listen to the recording of that last part, go the secret "As Above So Below" part and wait for a spiral to appear. It leads you right to that audio.

Anyways, I gotta sleep now but goddamn that was fun.

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If you zoom out of the neighborhood on a desktop, you can see Wally’s eyes on either side of the screen. (This was from mobile with desktop mode, was only able to see one of the eyes that way)

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🌼.°New WebSite Welcome Home Secrets

•It's a pleasure to be back with an extensive list of all the secrets found so far. I hope this post helps you understand more about everything! and Welcome home...neighbor

🦋•°Insects;

—Insects hide video of Welcome Home characters interacting with each other. Below are the links found;

1-14 ph [https://www.clownillustration.com/1-14-ph]

2-14 sp [https://www.clownillustration.com/2-14-sp]

3-14 hs [https://www.clownillustration.com/3-14-hs]

4-14 bf [https://www.clownillustration.com/4-14-bf]

5-14 be [https://www.clownillustration.com/5-14-be]

6-14 jf [https://www.clownillustration.com/6-14-jf]

7-14 ej [https://www.clownillustration.com/7-14-ej]

8-14 ef [https://www.clownillustration.com/8-14-ef]

9-14 fp [https://www.clownillustration.com/9-14-fp]

10-14 js [https://www.clownillustration.com/10-14-js]

11-14 jb [https://www.clownillustration.com/11-14-jb]

12-14 hb [https://www.clownillustration.com/12-14-hb]

13-14 he [https://www.clownillustration.com/13-14-he]

14-14 bh [https://www.clownillustration.com/14-14-bh]

🍎•°Wally VoiceLine's;

i [https://www.clownillustration.com/i]

Will [https://www.clownillustration.com/will]

Help [https://www.clownillustration.com/help]

You [https://www.clownillustration.com/you-1]

Understand [https://www.clownillustration.com/understand]

i - 2 [https://www.clownillustration.com/i-2]

will - 2 [https://www.clownillustration.com/will-2]

Find [https://www.clownillustration.com/find]

A [https://www.clownillustration.com/a]

way [https://www.clownillustration.com/way]

soon [https://www.clownillustration.com/soon]

Neighbor [https://www.clownillustration.com/neighbor]

↓When stacked neatly, they sound like that↓

🔒•°Secret version;

Step 1 → Go to "The Playfellow Exhibition"

Step 2 ↓ Click on "Answer" or → Here ←

Step 3 → Click on the "Paper" and the "Vault" to get here ↓

The password is: BSPJW

Step 4: Explore and Discover🍎

💙•°Byebye Time;

—Thank you for your attention and I hope you have a lot of fun with this new update!

—This post will be updated if new secrets are found over time! Stay tuned!✨

—Click → here ← to see secrets of the first version of the Site

[Blog created on July 23, 2023]

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So Welcome Home had a fantastic update with tons of new visual and audio content. There's a lot to look at both on the surface and in terms of secrets too.

I'm putting the new secrets I found under the cut. SPOILERS BELOW obviously, I'm including links to video and audio files, as well as a password and some other links.

I encourage you to explore on your own, but if you're stuck and looking for something I think this is all the big stuff. (Will update if I discover anything I missed.)

So far I've found:

All 14 of the "bug" videos: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14

(You might notice the naming convention for these links -- the letters refer to the characters who are talking. But the 'h' in the last one doesn't stand for Howdy :)

12 Wally audio clips. I think the listening order for them is: "I will help you neighbor, understand I will find a way soon." (Or possibly "help you understand, neighbor.") Plus the bonus telephone one.

The secret "staff only" area: Click through here twice, then enter the password on this screen (BSPJW - based on the answers to these questions!)

On most pages, you can see Wally's eyes watching you if you zoom out far enough, which I thought was a nice touch.

Themes I've noticed: Obviously continuing the spooky eye contact/watching and being watched stuff. Also noticing characters expressing frustration at "not being able to hear you" in both the spookier and more innocuous areas.

Unless I'm misremembering, the "Question Answerer" figure is new. There's an even stronger sense of "this television show shouldn't be real, no one has memories of it, but it is/is becoming real."

Wally was already implied to be particularly sinister, but it's hammered in even harder with all the videos distorting at the mention of him and his more intimidating messages to the audience. He asks "do you know who I am" a couple times.

Really noticing the idea of physical material being contaminated -- papers and envelopes being covered in slime that makes people feel ill after handling it, or where touching it perhaps makes you vulnerable to some mental effects.