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“Have you not talked about it yet?”

“We have talked about it... I’m always trapped in one sided love.” Max said, walking alongside Courtney. “I wouldn’t call it love, but it’s been frustrating me enough to be love. Jinkx will just... never understand. Which is going to have to be okay with me, because they seem to think Jeremy is their soulmate. Thanks for talk this through with me, by the way... You don’t have to do this...”

@chapsticknmascara

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S Starter Meme [1]

*Note: The pronouns now are simply ‘they/them’ from what has been said originally. Simply change it to whoever you’re sending it to, or keep it gender neutral. Feel free to change the quote, add on to it, or whatever you need to suit your character when sending!

“Wow. I definitely did not see that one backfiring.”

“Help me get this mini fridge past the security guard.”

“Yeah, I’ve been there my friend.”

“This doesn’t make me like you any better.”

“Well, with a regular (person), it’s bad. With (Name) – Oh, dear God!”

“We will give you ten dollars.”

“Wow, you’re good! After this, we should solve crimes.”

“I am better than great, I’m good.”

“I like being on my own, I’m, uh, better off this way. I’m a lone wolf. Y'know, a loner. Alone… All alone. Forever. What’s a wolf gotta do to get a hug around here?!”

“I won’t be speaking with you for several weeks.”

“Honey, I wish you’d get over (them). I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do? Do you want to look down my top?”

“What the mother crap is up with this stuff?!”

“You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to get in my sweats and eat in bed.”

“I’ve dreamed about this for years! *Nervous laughter* Why have I not been preparing?”

‘Okay, I’ll give you one chance to change my mind. You got one minute.”

“Well, maybe you could date (them), then. That would save me the trouble of killing (them).”

“Yeah I know. You’re a bit of a drama queen.”

“Oh, hey, (Name). I’m so glad someone’s here. Could you zip me up?”

“Oh my God, I want to trade lives with (Name)?!”

“Uh, look, I don’t normally ask out (people) that I meet in coffee houses.”

“I’m an idiot.”

“I always knew there was something weird about that dude.”

“Okay, so, all right I haven’t been in a relationship that lasted longer than a month.”

“You know, I’m trying to remember the last time I opened a door and you weren’t there.”

“I just think there’s somebody better out there for you.”

“I think I can make you happy.”

“In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“What’s going on?”

“Well, let’s see – the first one is, I don’t want to, and the second one – I’m not going.”

“You need to learn some new slang.”

“You have to do something. Knock that door down!”

“I would, but I bruise like a peach.”

“I guess they’re not coming. Want to just order?”

“That’s a great story. Can I eat it?”

“If you were bigger, you’d hit me, huh?”

“They are without a doubt the funniest (person) I ever met!”

“Have you not talked about it yet?”

“To be honest, I think I’d prefer the five dollars.”

“Why do you care so much?”

“Oh, I forgot how hot he/she is.”

“Oh, I forgot how hot (they) are.”

“(Name), why did you lie to me about working here?”

“Because I was ashamed, okay?”

“I sold out for the cash.”

“I’m sorry, too.”

“We’re going to figure this out.”

“But… you suck.”

“Are they still looking for us?”

“You know, we as a group, are not the coolest.”

“I mean, you just went out with my best friend.”

“You’re a pain in the ass, (Last Name or Name).”

“Damn it, man, pull yourself together!”

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"I guess you're right, but that won't stop me from trying." Max teased, passing the pipe to Pearl. "Inflated egos can be dangerous." The silver fox warned, playfully rolling her eyes at the sleepwalker. "I'm going to need some of this confidence you've suddenly found. Where do I get some?" She asked with a small smile, leaning back against the headboard.

Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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Max mock gasped and stuck her tongue out at Pearl, looking at her middle finger with visible shock. "Vulgarities! I simply shall not stand. I must have a new roommate at once!" She teased before sticking her middle digit up at her friend. "You may get a little bit hotter with anger, but don't let your head get too big." Max giggled, a wide grin spread across her face.

Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

@maxmalcnaphy

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"Suit yourself. More for me." Max grinned and packed the small pipe, beginning to smoke without Pearl. As she laid back, the blond turned the volume back up, forcing Max to watch the stupid reality show that her friend was so fond of. Giggling slightly at something Ang said, Max tried to hide the smile on her face from the sleepwalker and continued smoking, eyeing Pearl from her bed.

Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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Max knelt down in front of Jerick, checking them for any bodily harm before gently rubbing their upper arm. “Deep breaths, doll.” He instructed, wanting to cry with them, but knowing that he couldn’t admit defeat for Jerick’s sake. “Once you take a few deep breaths, it’s up to you whether or not you want to tell me what’s going on... Either way, we’re putting you in a warm bubble bath and playing some music, okay?”

[text]: I really don't know who else to turn to and I'm shaking and freaking out and I can't see straight and I need help. Please. I'm begging you. Please.

[text]: Oh, deary… Where are you? [text]: I’ll be right there.

@dinkmonsoon

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“Oh, I hit a nerve, huh?” Max carried on, opening her drawer to pull out her weed and pipe. “Guess I’ll just have to smoke this all alone, then...” She teased, shaking the baggie for Pearl to see. “Or... you could sit back down, put the TV on mute, and join me?” She offered in a sultry voice, batting her natural lashes at her friend.

Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

@maxmalcnaphy

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Max gasped cutely at the slap to her thigh. “You’re the one with the liking for horrible ‘reality’ tv.” She smiled and rolled her eyes playfully. “You’re right... that’s so offensive to the Kardashians... My bad.” She played along with the teasing, scooting away from Pearl so she couldn’t be hit again. “Maybe I should compare the Mob Wives to Honey Boo Boo... or, better yet, Duck Dynasty...”

Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

@maxmalcnaphy

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“My movie choices do not put people to sleep!” Max pouted back at Pearl as she pulled back and sat up slowly. “Your show is confusing me! I don’t really like any of them, but they’re all funny so I don’t dislike any of them, but they’re also annoying... Is this what it’s like to watch to Kardashians?” 

Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

@maxmalcnaphy

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Max groaned and stretched her long limbs, only to pull Pearl in even closer. “Tiiiired…” She grunted, burying her face into her roommate’s neck, grunting once more. “You always fall asleep! Why can’t I do it just this once?” The grey queen asked against Pearl’s neck, clearly refusing to get up.

Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

@maxmalcnaphy

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With little to go on, Max decided to text around for what Jinkx’s rooming situation was, frowning prominently when it was revealed that the redhead was bunking with their ex. As he made it to Alaska and Jerick’s room, Max knocked quickly. “Darling it’s Max!” The silver fox announced, grabbing the handle, jiggling it just to check. “I need you to let me in...” He added, “can you calm down enough to do that for me?”

[text]: I really don't know who else to turn to and I'm shaking and freaking out and I can't see straight and I need help. Please. I'm begging you. Please.

[text]: Oh, deary… Where are you? [text]: I’ll be right there.

@dinkmonsoon

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"I'm not too into reality tv, but I'll try it out for you..." Max laughed and watched the tv until her eyes got too heavy for her to fight sleep. She rolled so that she was spooning Pearl, her arm wrapped around her friend's waist securely, yawning softly

Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

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“How rude...” Max gasped playfully, resting her chin on the top of Pearl’s head gently. Scrolling through the channels, the silver haired queen stopped on a show he knew Pearl wouldn’t argue with: Mob Wives. “How does reality TV sound for the night?” She asked, gently rubbing Pearl’s shoulder, eyes sliding shut.

Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

@maxmalcnaphy

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“Running away already sounds good...” Max agreed, perhaps a bit too seriously, but topped the statement off with a grin. “I can’t think of a better way to spend my night.” She whispered, opening her arm to offer Pearl a spot against her near bare chest, blinking up at her friend.

Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

@maxmalcnaphy

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“I feel like I should...” Max smiled and peeked between her fingers to see Pearl’s naked torso. “Why haven’t you unpacked yet, Pearlie?” She asked, looking down at the suitcase on the floor before glancing back up at the sleepwalker.

Max: “In fact, I’ll close my eyes to make it less awkward.”

“Max, you’ve seen me get dressed hundreds of times by now..” The blonde laughed slightly, pulling her t-shirt off and then searching around her still unpacked clothes for a hoodie to sleep in. “You really don’t have to close your eyes.”

@maxmalcnaphy

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[text]: I really don't know who else to turn to and I'm shaking and freaking out and I can't see straight and I need help. Please. I'm begging you. Please.

[text]: Oh, deary… Where are you? [text]: I’ll be right there.

@dinkmonsoon

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Despite the previous weeks events, Max had managed to enjoy himself whilst hanging out with Rubber. She was buzzed off of one cocktail already, but hadn’t expected Rubber to pull her out in the rain, laughing until she was being pulled in, the gesture even more romantic because the pair were in the rain. And then, the shorter was on her tiptoes, lips pressed against Max’s, who had immediately kissed back, one hand pressed into the small of the other’s back and his other tilting their chin. The lip-lock ensued until Max started pulling back, a wide grin on her painted face. “That had to be the most romantic kiss of my life...” She slowly released Rubber’s chin and poked her nose. “You never told me your real name, dear.”

Max: ☂

Rubber was laughing as she pulled Max behind her, running outside to the rain storm. It didn’t matter to the Florida queen, she was having a good time, had a slight buzz and was dressed as a slave, her favorite aesthetic choice. Biting overplump lips, the other pulled the the taller queen to her. It was raining all over them but it give Rubber that overall romantic feel. Smirking as she leaned against Max, Rubber locked eyes with the other queen for a moment before standing on her tiptopes to press a kiss to the other’s lips, slowly.