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fishless 😔
As a reminder:
I'm a jirachi
I'm 25
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let's be real comet would also get put at the kids' table
As a reminder:
I'm a jirachi
I'm 25
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As a reminder:
I'm a jirachi
I'm 25
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Motherly Aggron Mother’s Day! In some regions, anyway!
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((send a ⚙️ to see a glimpse into the future))
((It may or not be just a hint and it may or may not be cannon))
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ceviche today!
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courtney friday 🎶
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maxie said... people wanted to talk to me...? interesting.
i suppose i have time... 🎶
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Twinkling Aggron Tuesday!
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great question actually. why do you guys follow me?
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MAXIMUM AGGRON MONDAY
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Sparkling Aggron Sunday!
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Satisfied Aggron Saturday!
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I know three of you guys said I should name the Goomy Puddles, but ultimately your opinion doesn’t matter 💖 so I’m deciding on Pizzazz, thank you anon! Great suggestion!
But SPEAKING OF GOOMY, I know people on here like Goomy and may want Goomy of their own someday, so I’m going to say what I tell all my clients: GOOMY ARE STILL DRAGONS. Not only that, but SLIGGOO AND GOODRA ARE AGGRESSIVE! They also have bad eyesight, being nearly blind. Even if a Goodra is “aggressively playful”, they’re still AGGRESSIVE and powerful dragons that are ACIDIC. Even Goomy in their first stage, although they’re timid, are teeming with bacteria in their mucosal membranes. Basically, do your research before you decide to get a Goomy, and understand that the risk of getting hurt or sick is never zero, no matter how much your Pokémon loves you. Keeping dragons properly is serious business, and part of that is knowing your own limits and keeping yourself safe.
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