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Stars in full bloom.

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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Reminder that the label NSFW (or versions like nsft) is not a moral judgment. "Not safe for work" literally means "if your boss glanced over and saw this on your phone or computer screen, you could get penalized or fired." That's why nudity is labeled as NSFW because even if nude bodies aren't inherently sexual, your boss probably still wouldn't be thrilled to see naked people on your screen.

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congratulations to my pookie for reaching 100k in his animation!!!!

@laritamiauu

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it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

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unreliable narrator but it's just an aromantic writing romance

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THEY MET

THIS ISNT A DRILL

JORGE RIVERA-HERRANS AND LIN MANUEL MIRANDA HAVE OFFICIALLY MET

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

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it’s so cool that you can just imagine things. anything you want. all for free. anytime anywhere. and nobody ever gets to see it except for you. so cool

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tbh i never really considered seals. until i finally saw one irl and was like omg. the creature

this is my artistic representation of what they looked like on the beach from where i was standing in the distance

it was the most magical day of my life

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I've just realise that I haven't post those things here, lmao

Not really satisfied w those concepts. I'm gonna redes Athena soon.

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Look, if you're having a bad day, here's a 6,000 year old pig-shaped pottery pot.