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Oh...sorry I didn't know. Can't  you wear a hat? I hope she doesn't? 

  Exactly. You know how frizzy my hair gets with rain? Very. I hope mother nature denies your request.

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Neither have I. I've never seen that show, it sounds something satanic as my dad would say. 

  Nope, never been. Hmmm… you’re probably right. Anyone who’s watched Supernatural should now that…

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Why not? It's just water.

  Snow isn’t good for my hair, no thanks.

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Hm, there needs to be a way to make it kind of happen. Well of course, and it's exactly why I'm decorating a Christmas tree. 

  Sadly, yes. Oh well. It’s not going to keep me from getting my christmas-y jumper out , though.

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Have you ever been in a snow storm? A ritual? I don't think those are safe. 

  Well, snow is one of the funnest parts about winter! Hmmm… there must be a ritual or something for that, haha!

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Exactly! It would be the most amazing ever, but that would actually require a Christmas miracle. 

  Imagine having a white Christmas for once? It would be so good!

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So 2 yes's? I think this sounds promising. 

  Hear, hear!

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Wow, you're a bit more excited then I am! Do you know how we can reach her? 

  Oh oh yes! Yes please let’s have that petition please please please.

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I think we should petition Mother Nature to let it snow in Florida. 

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On a scale of one to eleven, yes I am. It is, though, especially of an older man. Yes it is. 

  What are you, like twelve? Seeing nudes and dirty texts is just so scary. It ain’t all that gross, really.

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Well...yes. It's also gross. 

  That’s scary to you?

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Oh I didn't...my coworkers did and then my friend shoved it in my face...and I pretty much freaked out and dropped the phone. It was all they talked about at work. 

  You know better than to look at peoples’ phones, Maya, c’mon.

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Uh...people keep some scary things on their phone. For the person that left their phone at Starbucks, I didn't enjoy your dirty texts and nudes you left on it. 

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So? It's almost like who cares when it's good. 

  But they’re not very healthy.

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Oh...nothing beats brownies. Especially with ice cream. 

  Better than brownies though.

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Mmm, not really? It's all sugar after a while. But I've had like seven already. 

  At least it’s a healthy obsession?

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I think my love for clementines has become an obsession.