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Dick Cheney Shoots his Hunting Buddy 😨 🔫

Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his friend while on a hunting trip.

Basically 10 minutes of Jon Stewart trying not to explode with unbridled joy 🤣

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Do you have or know where to find a better quality version of 'Songs' from when Jon hosted Elmopalooza? He's very cute in it :)

Jon Stewart sings 'Songs' from Elmopalooza 1998 🤩🎶

REQUEST VIDEO

If this request wasn't from 5 weeks ago I would have said it was prescient considering Jon mentioned last week lol. Anyway, I don't know if this version is any better quality than any others that exist but I did my best for you!

Bonus dance gif! & yes he's so freakin' adorable throughout the whole thing it gives me mild cuteness aggression lol. He's trying SO hard that it makes me want to eat rocks. 😍

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OH. MY. GOD.

Please, I beg you, feel for my partner as I am about to become the most unbearable person for the next 24hrs.

'Fuck you' choir throwback, Jon (attempting to) singing & dancing & blowing a kiss at the camera?!? 🥵🤯😍

I AM OFFICIALLY FERAL

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This IS the Bad Place!

I just caught myself rooting for Rupert Murdoch to win a fight...

We are so fucked lol.

Hey, maybe they'll do us all a favor and take each other out!

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JON STEWART DEALING WITH HIS STAFF GETTING JOY BONERS 😆🍆

Rick Perry unintentionally making John Oliver & Wyatt Cenac VERY happy.

Possibly one of the silliest screenshots I've ever taken 😂

More videos featuring John Oliver here

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STEPHEN COLBERT REVEALS HOW TO RUIN SAME SEX MARRIAGE

Because that's definitely what you want...right? Right, Stephen?!?

Poor repressed Stephen. If only he knew he'd get his happy cottagecore ending with 'Jonathan' eventually lol 😂💞

Full segment from The Colbert Report

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People swooping in to compare that talentless hack gutfeld's ratings to actual late night hosts is so funny to me. Like yeah, of course fox news' ratings are better, they purposefully target old people who still own a physical television set and brainwash them to be scared and angry to get them to watch their programming 24/7. Once this crop of oldies dies off, fox news is in just as much financial trouble as the rest of the networks that have younger audiences that watch everything on computers.

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Yeah.

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (March 6, 2024)

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I just saw someone in a comment section who had a great idea: Not only can we cancel our paramount subscriptions, we can find all of the advertisers on the various paramount/cbs/viacom/comedy central and skydance shows and movies. We can contact them directly to let them know why their products will never be bought by us and that supporting or capitulating to fascism is bad for business. Hit them in the wallet. All these people care about is money. Call and write letters to the advertisers!

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Now all I want when his contract is up is for Stephen to grow back the mustache for a while and join The Daily Show as a correspondent under the guise of Mr.Stephen hiding out from the authorities. I will accept a fake mustache as a substitute. Or he could just visit and do it now, that would be good too.

Is The Daily Show owned by the same parent company as The Late Show? Yes. Do I think Jon Stewart cares what his bosses think? No.

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The only thing that makes me think The Daily Show might be safe in the short term future is that if they go after them immediately, they lose any shred of plausible deniability about this not being political. They can cling to "financial reasons" right now, because blah blah late night and tv in general is a dying medium blah blah even though we all know that's transparently bullshit. If your business is in trouble, you don't get rid of your biggest star and highest earner, at most you make him get rid of the fancy old theater or reduce the staff, and start cutting costs shittily. I'm not sure if they care about plausible deniability, or if they think they can just brazen it out and people won't do anything. I don't know.

At any rate, you can get rid of Stephen Colbert OR Jon Stewart, both at the same time and even the MAGA dumbasses might pick up on the conspiracy. There might be a moment of realization midway through the celebration of their downfall. (Probably not for most, but one can hope for some).

Not to mention that Jon Stewart actually has a decent sized conservative fan base. Both from the old days when things were less insanely polarized and the republicans weren't all literally nazis (just some of them) and for his work helping vets and the 9/11 first responders. He's got a lot of people who fall under the category of; "Well, I don't agree with him politically, but I think he's a great guy who means what he says and what he did for the first responders/vets has my respect, and yanno, he makes some good points sometimes, etc." Target Jon Stewart too overtly and you might accidentally mobilize those people.

Yes everything is bad right now, but we aren't knee deep in it yet, they still have to at least have the pretense of subtlety in order to not lose a tremendous amount of cash. We aren't at the "bodies stacked like cordwood openly rotting in the streets" level of fascism yet. People are still not getting it; there are minds that can still be shocked awake if they move too quickly.

If they want to maintain a polite fiction, they're going to have to wait at least 6 months or a year, maybe 2 years. People have the memory of a goldfish and at that point they can recycle the "financial reasons" excuse, even though the show has literally not been stronger since Jon came back. Or pick a different random excuse. Whatever suits. It still won't be that subtle, but probably enough to trick the people who are currently being fooled by their excuse for the cancellation of The Late Show. Unless they don't give a fuck about subtlety, we shall see.

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So paramount is doing the thing everyone kind of thought/ feared they were going to do when they gave in and paid the bribe; The Late Show is being cancelled. This is absolutely the stifling of political dissent. I don't give a fuck if you like Stephen Colbert or not. You can have whatever critiques of him you want, legit or not, on your own time, that's perfectly fine. You need to be against this. Everyone should get rid of their Paramount accounts immediately. All these people care about is money, hit them in the wallet.

The Daily Show is probably next on the chopping block. Jon Stewart is established enough that he can maybe get some form of it going again somewhere else. Same deal with Colbert, he'll land on his feet, maybe pull a Conan. That's not the point. Comedians are the banana peel in the coal mine. This is very bad. Don't make me tap the "First They Came" poster and have to reset the "it's been X day's since" poster. Have some pattern recognition and do something about this, before it's too late, please.

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If Jordan Klepper rolled up to a function I was attending I would immediately have an existential crisis, rethink my entire life, and go home. How these people continue on with their day, on camera no less, blissfully without even a single braincell rebelling is baffling to me.

This goes for all The Daily Show correspondents past and present to some extent. But Jordan in particular right now in 2025 is like; Uh oh, is there a Klan rally around the corner? Are they exploiting undocumented migrants? Is this a cult? What did I miss?! What's happening?!?!

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Watching the most recent fireside chat and getting introduced to the junior lorekeeper Jared Deiro is nice. It's really like we're creating our own Cobalt Soul. Apparently he mostly covers Midst and Candela which explains why I haven't seen him before lol. I'm going to dive into Midst eventually I swear! My brain won't let me commit to a new thing I'm sorry.

Dani's currently talking about how she hasn't really archived anything until recently and she's trying to learn archival practices and librarian skills. She started with Matt's hand drawn maps in a box and I'm just thinking; 1) Is the box fireproof? 2) Is the box in a place mice can't get to it? 3) Can you please scan those maps?

Can we and by we I mean Dani or Dani's minions start an online archive of all of Critical Role's accumulated treasures? There's so many maps and drawings and trinkets and that devil contract he typed up for Percy that one time that Taliesin actually signed, etc.

A physical museum might be a bit much to ask but some time and energy could be spent on a nice museum-esque website. One where you can turn pages and interact with objects and learn about their origin by clicking links to reference pages. You know what I'm talking about? I bet they could get their hands on a 3-D scanner. They could do a real world version for Critical Role stuff and an in-world fully immersive version for Exandrian relics, how cool would that be?

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GITMO ON THE DAILY SHOW PART 1

Its Gitmo the cuddliest prison detainee!!

The first of 8 Gitmo appearances. Obsessed with Jon's deranged sometimes good/sometimes terrible Elmo impression lol.

Gitmo's first appearance & he immediately gets waterboarded.

Watch more of Gitmo here (will be updated when more videos are uploaded)

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