maybemalivore

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The Doctor regenerating into Rose Tyler is a concept a fanfic could do wonderful, emotionally devastating things with. The actual show should not touch the concept with a ten foot pole.

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Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

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this summer i will learn italian and french and russian and run a marathon everyday and work for three months and get fifty new ear piercings and read every work of high literature ever created and watch every movie. but most importantly just chill and relax

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jensen ackles just made destiel go canon again for the 65th time. they got billie piper on doctor who. house md is successfully having a level of tumblr renaissance that only a holmes adaptation could have. close enough welcome back superwholock

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I’m sending a cartoonishly large explosive to whomever decided that Doctor Who should have an eight-episode structure

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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what a time to be alive (derogatory)

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Im mcfreakin loosing it

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hope is a terrible thing on the scaffold…… do you think i care for you so little that betraying me would make a difference……. what’s the point of them being happy if they’re going to be sad later? the answer is of course because they are going to be sad later……. in 900 years of time and space i’ve never met anyone who wasn’t important….. can we bring some of this back please???

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i love these kind of pictures, so cute

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im like if a girl was {undefined variable}. im like if a girl was [fragment missing]. im like if a girl was (editor’s note: the author’s invocation of the word “girl” in this context is idiosyncratic, perhaps metaphorical) im like if a girl was im like if a girl draft deleted! im like if a girl You have reached your free article limit! Subscribe now to continue reading. im like if a girl was [THREAD LOCKED] im like if a girl (ENDING EXPLAINED!) im like if a girl Unusual activity detected, please highlight all the pictures of bicycles. im like if a girl I don’t respond to prompts that could be deemed offensive, and so I am unable to carry out the request. im-like-if-a-girldeactivated03092023. im like if a girl we are unable to take your call at the minute. im like if a girl isn’t registered under that name. im like if a girl could give you her date of birth. im like if a girl oh yes we have you under […]. im like if a girl LOST CONNECTION

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hot girl summer 🎀

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giving the mutuals a mango 🥭

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are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

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sorry for disappearing it will happen again

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older lesbian at a bar: [lights cigarete] i was your age when you were your age isnt that weird

other lesbian the same age as her: can yuo put that out on me

her: i just lit it though

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putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me