#malsog

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SHE MATCHES MY NAILS!!

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Seeing youtuber Jay Exci describe the series 11 and 12 (the Thirteenth Doctor's run) as 'written by Chris Chibnall, presumably in crayon' was the best part of my day because THEYRE SO RIGHT AND ITS SUCH A SICK BURN

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are you a hot object? because you emit electromagnetic radiations over large wavelengths

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discarding the "That Girl" mindset and aspiring instead to be Nietzsche's Übermensch 

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I'll know that I've made it in life when every year on Ides of March, I have atleast one meal consisting of Ceaser salad and croutons stabbed 23 times with my fork before I start eating. That's the criteria for success in my book.

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I have sINNED veERRRYY bIGGLY

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my tumblr is literally a collage of exactly who I am and fancy myself to be because every once in a while I'll go through all my old tumblr reblogs and posts and suddenly I'll feel like myself again. Stream of Consciousness is so powerful because sometimes I'll find exactly the advice I needed to fix me right here on my own blog,, posted here for my own future reference and all I need to do is listen to her--

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I would get down on ONE or BOTH knees for you, bro.

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THE GUY I LIKE KNOWS I LIKE HIM NOW AND I DONT HAVE TO BE VAGUE WITH WHAT I SAY ABOUT HIM.

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My life is a giant jigsaw puzzle and everytime I piece together one corner of it, the board rotates to the next. But there's one constant: another piece is always right around the block.

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Take it from me, a rando on the internet. Taking really ugly pictures of yourself just going through life and saving them to your gallery is the only real path to self love.

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Celebrating that no matter what has gone wrong with me, I'm the kind of person people trust with their favorite copy of their favorite book.

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Keep reminding yourself that you're not meant to be any kind of objective in watching a show or listening to music or consuming any media. You're meant to leave a little part of you in it, too.

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Yall. Venting over call or text to my best friend isn't enough anymore. I need to show up in the pouring rain at their house at 12 am and have them hold me. Please.

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Brutus, mi amor.

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It was last December's winter but a moment ago, when how ephemeral my friend looked in her knit white sweater was forever etched into my memories. Now it is summer, four months and a minute whisked away from us, and I fear she will be taken from me.