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I think the empire might be falling in our lifetime
#its thanks to the internet btw#the scary boxes in our hand they keep trying to filter even further#imo anyway
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hello transgender woman on reddit. before you is a transfem who is pre-everything asking about how to get a close shave on facial hair. if you reply "just get laser hair removal" a bomb will go off killing you instantly
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It is with great pleasure that I inform you all that today is the most Wednesday-ist day of the year
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character who;s doomed form the start but not because of tragedy or anything but because they're a woman and their writer is a misogynist
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why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel
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Black people in the U.S. are seven times more likely to be falsely convicted of a serious crime like murder than white people, according to a new report published Tuesday by the National Registry of Exonerations. The finding is based on an analysis of exonerations for serious crimes in the U.S. over the last four decades, which found that Black people make up less than 14% of the U.S. population but account for 53% of exonerations in the country.
#important that organizations like the innocence project get like funds and attention i think#afaik they're an equal opportunity they'll help anyone#given the manual labor prisoners are forced/given the chance to “sign up for” lol. lmao.
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Dear passengers, to provide a more interesting flight experience we are adding a loop to the runway.
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They disappeared activist leaders from the micheal brown protests. They just started taking people and they'd be found dead. Under obama.
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i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing
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if any minors are following me
always make sure to start forging parents' signatures on the first day of class. that way, your teachers won't know that you've been forging signatures for the rest of the year
#i know i want to be a teacher but i also literally dont give a shit. fake your parents signatures!#easier if you have a shit parent that literally forgets you exist. also for more authenticy try finding their signature-#-and trace over it#probably would help improve ur cursive too
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