the most humiliating part of stardew valley is the first flower dance when no one wants to dance with your farmer so they just gotta stand in the corner like a fool
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pd fans will be like "this is just like when will and vynce held hands and dakota and ashe listened to music and ate pizza ^_^" and suckening fans will say "what if i strapped you to a table and surgically removed your large intestine, sexually"
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Making long-form webcomics is like
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some wholesome ghostkicks for @spr0ut-b1t5 for the @jrwi-art-exchange !!!!! loved drawing these cuties, i hope you like them!
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Knuckle tats that say Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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You mean to tell me that Grian actually named his bow “his charm and good looks” canonically with his whole entire grick? You mean to tell me he ACTUALLY killed Scar and it showed up in chat as “Goodtimewithscar was killed by Grian using his charm and good looks” ??? Right in front of every other hermit on this good christian minecraft server??????? What in the homosexuality is going on I thought that was a fan edit,,,,,,
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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy
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what a little freak (i am fighting back the motherly instinct to raise him as my own)
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SENSHI would want you to get enough sleep and have nice nutritious meals
CHILCHUCK would want you to know your worker rights and what your labor is worth
LAIOS would want you to embrace your passions and try new things
FALIN would want you to take care of your health and treat others with kindness
MARCILLE would want you to practice necromancy and have gay sex
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also had a dream I was a pair of jeans call that body jorror
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